*** Postwhore Contest - Every 500th Post Wins ***

[tangem2]

Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits.

 

[wfhnow]

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

 

[illusion]

America sucks

*dodges NRA licenses thrown at him*

 

[juniodude]

where did George Washington keep his armies?

 

[chrislingle]

• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[wfhnow]

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

 

[illusion]

lol she has sideburns on her tits

 

[juniodude]

think fast!

 

[illusion]

I need a six pack

 

[juniodude]

Where did George Washington keep his armies?
in his sleevies!

 

[illusion]

Of beer that is

 

[wfhnow]

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

 

[chrislingle]

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile

If you don't like america you are more than welcome to leave or stay the fuck out witchever one applys to you!

 

[juniodude]

me too! getting there...i got a six pack if you look at it from certain angles with certain lightings

 

[illusion]

lol these jokes suck

 

[chrislingle]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

 

[juniodude]

haha, i want a real six pack

 

[wfhnow]

Great Pick up lines:
Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!

 

[juniodude]

we're going fast cant even keep up

 

[wfhnow]

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!