*** Postwhore Contest - Every 500th Post Wins ***

[chrislingle]

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

[juniodude]

haha,..wfhnow, ur icon is a little disturbing=D

 

[illusion]

If you don't like america you are more than welcome to leave or stay the fuck out witchever one applys to you!

I will stay the fuck out

 

[wfhnow]

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.

 

[chrislingle]

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

 

[illusion]

I might get shot in there

 

[tangem2]

lol these jokes suck

yeah they do but thats what makes them so great

 

[juniodude]

yumm....!!....

 

[wfhnow]

THANKS

 

[wfhnow]

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

 

[juniodude]

im such a slow reader and i cant keep up

 

[illusion]

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants

 

[wfhnow]

Save water, shower with a friend!

 

[chrislingle]

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
illusion good we don't want your sorry ass anyway!

 

[juniodude]

i cant keep up at all

 

[illusion]

Yeah tru tangem

 

[wfhnow]

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants

hahahaahah:thumbsup:

 

[juniodude]

or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 friends!

 

[Jan]

Please do the math for me, how many winners so far?

 

[wfhnow]

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!