I experienced a strange phenomenon at Applebees yesterday..

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So my wife and I went to applebees yesterday and we were seated in a booth in which my wife was facing the emergency exit door (the one that says "No Exit" or something similar, only under emergency).. so obviously I'm facing the opposite direction...

Anyhow, 30 or 40 minutes into it we're eating and my wife says "what the hell.. that's the 2nd black couple that has exited the emergency exit door". Not that that is a huge deal or anything, but is somewhat annoying for others seated around it when the cold air comes through..

We brush it off, then 10 minutes later another black couple use it to exit, and then another... Now mind you, we don't live in an area highly populated with black people or anything, at least 90% of the place is white.

So my question is this, is this some strange coincidence we experienced or do black people all around exit out of the fucking emergency exits all the time?!?? Is it really that hard to walk 20 extra feet? Do they feel rules don't apply to them? Fuck that shit pisses me off.
 


YOU EAT AT APPLEBEES?!

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Looks like you should be more concerned with your neighbors at the trailer park than with the black peoplezzz....
 
dreamache said:
I'll take that advice, how's your wife? I mean, sister?
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You tell 'em boy! Next time I get my tetanus shots and passport renewed, I'll make it out to ole warren, ohio. Who needs St. Tropez when they got ole Warren!

Thanks pa!

 
Well I wasn't supposed to say antyhing because it's a secret, but I might as well let you know. Last month all the black people in North America got together in Baltimore and decided to plot a scheme that would confuse the hell out of you. They concluded that there was only one surefire way to do it, so for the past month all black people have been using emergency exists when it was unnecessary in hopes that you would see it and post your experience here. I honestly don't know why they did it, they could just be messing around with you for fun, or they may be plotting something more sinister, I don't know. But chances are one way or another, you're gonna get raped.
 
My first response is that they stiffed Applebees. They snuck out plain and simple. The first couple tested to see if the door would alarm.
 
ayzo said:
Well I wasn't supposed to say antyhing because it's a secret, but I might as well let you know. Last month all the black people in North America got together in Baltimore and decided to plot a scheme that would confuse the hell out of you. They concluded that there was only one surefire way to do it, so for the past month all black people have been using emergency exists when it was unnecessary in hopes that you would see it and post your experience here. I honestly don't know why they did it, they could just be messing around with you for fun, or they may be plotting something more sinister, I don't know. But chances are one way or another, you're gonna get raped.
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Lol....the real answer is that now that Obama Bin Lying is president, the black peoplezzz think they are going to get their reparations. So they all got their passports renewed, visas secured and took a trip to Warren, Ohio. There, they decided to reclaim all they're due by eating as much fried chicken, buffalo wings and all-you-can-drink KoolAid they could stomach.

I told you this would happen if that man was elected - it's all his fault!
 
riddarhusetgal said:
Lol....the real answer is that now that Obama Bin Lying is president, the black peoplezzz think they are going to get their reparations. So they all got their passports renewed, visas secured and took a trip to Warren, Ohio. There, they decided to reclaim all they're due by eating as much fried chicken, buffalo wings and all-you-can-drink KoolAid they could stomach.

I told you this would happen if that man was elected - it's all his fault!
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No, their reparations was Obama himself being elected, duh.
 
dreamache said:
you know, you might just actually be onto something here.
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The question you should be asking yourself is:

a) Why do I eat at Applebees??
b) Why would I admit to eating at Applebees?
c) Why do I care which exit someone at Applebees uses?
d) Why would anyone on this board give a rat's ass what people who dine at Applebees think or do?
d) Why do I eat at Applebees?


Once you do that, you and the Mrs. can jump in your car, head over to the Borders or B&N in your town (if there is one) and purchase a Zagat's guide. Then the next time you feel so inclined to indulge your exquisite taste in fine dining, you'll be wondrously equipped to make more prudent choices.
Q.E.D.
 
Obama crackberried all his booyyzzzz and told them to use the side exits as a silent protest to the white man still keeping everyone down with their stupid rulz.
 
Brother's don't go to Applebee's. If they do, then they cheating. If they cheating, they ain't using the front door.
 
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