WF circle jerks are the exception

[erect]

In a recent study of boobs threads, erect found that 99% of wickedfire faps like there is no tomorrow. 85% of the users surveyed also included toys, ropes, clothes pins, blow up dolls, fleshlights & small rodents in their daily masturbation activities.

The results of this study proved that there was an alarming high level of aggression towards noobs during days where no boobs threads showed up on the board.

The increased number of noobs and the decrease in boobs likely played a role in the constant flaming.

In the next study, scheduled later this year, a double blind experiment will be done where some users are exposed to man boobs under false pretense. This study will likely rule out the "gay webmaster" theme that has developed over the years.

The only exception to the WickedFapping members in this study are the xrumer bots that make up 1% of our membership. Due to this, it is likely the percentage of wankers here is closer to 106% as some members keep it real multiple times daily ... thank you for your efforts.

http://blogs.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/200903/how-common-is-masturbation-really

Ooh the lies!

In this study, white people were the most enthusiastic masturbators.

Yeah, at least they got something right.

 

[alexb]

Wat.

 

[Jizzlobber]

It comforts me to know I am within the majority.

Stats for the MMO control group?

 

[LogicFlux]

In the next study, scheduled later this year, a double blind experiment will be done ...

To see if fapping hard/often enough can make you go blind twice?

 

[Sticks79]

In a recent study of boobs threads, erect found that 99% of wickedfire faps like there is no tomorrow. 85% of the users surveyed also included toys, ropes, clothes pins, blow up dolls, fleshlights & small rodents in their daily masturbation activities.

Fuck you! get your facts straight! I have nothing to do with ropes when it comes to my masturbational activities, please remove the ropes from your description.

 

[Andrew Scherer]

Very scientific

 

[erect]

Fuck you! get your facts straight! I have nothing to do with ropes when it comes to my masturbational activities, please remove the ropes from your description.

Since you've already breached our privacy contract ...

The foreign objects were listed in order of frequency so there were other anonymous subjects that brought ropes into their bedroom (office). Rest assured, you're far from alone here.

Good job manning up about the gerbils though.

 

[ChrisS]

+rep wuld read agin

 

[amateursurgeon]

What a load of toss.

 

[productionhead]

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face

 

[dodgy]

+rep
Erect you have Outdone Yourself.
Thread of the month for sure

 

[turbolapp]

No mention of poop anywhere. Thread fail.

 

[bullet-ride]

+boobs

 

[Webferret]

there is a lowest level of hell reserved for terrorists, child molesters and others of their ilk. It's call 'warriorforum'.

 

[Deliguy]

What makes someone a more "enthusiastic masturbator?" Is it because I scream WOOOHOOO! really loud while i'm doing it?