Feeling a bit lazy, just want to send some flowers. What are you guys doing for the lady who let you rent out her body for 9 months, huh?!
My mother is a worthless, self-centered, and highly volatile bitch. I'll be spending mother's day with the wife/kids not worrying about whose life my mother is ruining now.
probably just phoning this one in. I just flew her to LA for a week and put her up in at the Roosevelt, site seeing all that so she should be set for the year.![]()
I made my mom a card with construction paper and crayons...like you do in kindergarden...I think she will love it.
She probably will, because moms like the love that you put into the gift, not the money.
True Story...