SEO Required

[SEOgirlJudy]

Hello,
I recently had an accident, was in a terrible condition. I'm feeling better now, but being bedridden for a few weeks isn't as much of a party as it seems.

I can't work as much as I used to earlier and that's making me miss out on projects. However, I have a client who has been an old client so I can't turn him down. He wants to rank for a fairly competitive term. The work involved is huge and hence I cannot take up the job right now. He is willing to pay a nice sum provided the SEO guy knows what he is doing.

I am looking for someone who would be able to take up the project on my behalf.
If there are any SEO gurus on this board who are willing to take up the project, PM me.
NOTE: The term is quite competitive, the budget is a few thousands. I don't want any newbies contacting me so please stay off.

I'll need you to tell me what SEO strategy you'll be following and what you'll be doing. An estimated amount of time required to rank for the term.
I'll take the best SEO guy I find within the price range and get him working on my client's project after forwarding his report to the client.
Do contact me if you think you can take up this job.

- J.Miller

 

[Sticks79]

Sorry I can't help you as I'm still learning SEO, but say, could you post a pic of your tits with a spoon in between them, you know, just so we know you are for real!

 

[KickRocks]

Few thousand as in 2k? or few thousand as in 4k+?

 

[SEOgirlJudy]

Few thousand as in 2k? or few thousand as in 4k+?

4k+ .

 

[_poto_]

wtf, you broke your leg and you can't do SEO anymore?

anybody else smell bullshit?

when I dislocated my knee in 2007 I got more work done than ever before... shit, being crippled up was my most productive period of all time... all I could do was work...

 

[CreditCruncher]

Your old client came back to you specifically for a 4k job, knowing you had broken your leg?

 

[ikonic]

I'll need you to tell me what SEO strategy you'll be following and what you'll be doing. An estimated amount of time required to rank for the term.

Are you providing at least 50% of the cash up front or you just want to know what to do and then well never hear from you again.

btw: What I'll be doing, umm
- Getting backlinks and I'll spend 25hrs for 2k

 

[_poto_]

or you just want to know what to do and then well never hear from you again.

that's my guess...

I mean really... who the fuck can't do SEO with just a broken leg?

I could understand if she broke her neck or something, but a leg... c'mon...

 

[gutterseo]

How come you have time to do article writing work http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-trade/59329-need-article-writer.html#post529450 which is obviously lower paid than this work? I call scam biatch.

 

[CreditCruncher]

Now we know why your leg is broken.

 

[seosly]

that's my guess...

I mean really... who the fuck can't do SEO with just a broken leg?

I could understand if she broke her neck or something, but a leg... c'mon...

I'm having a hard time imagining someone with a broken neck being concerned with their "clients".

Either way this sounds like bullshit!

 

[dodgy]

BULLSHIT

 

[erect]

oxycotin does make it tough to concentrate ... switch to pot and you'll be pain free and focused to work

 

[Drake]

This SEO client is the fucking mob and they broke her leg for not getting them to rank. And they said find somebody to rank us or we will break the other leg.

On a side note I once had the wife of a Mafia guy contact me about some online PR but that is a different joke. And no I respectfully declined that job.