Dinner with Obama

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Dinner with President Obama

Scary. I don't know the author, but I see the dark and foreboding truth in this brilliant parable.



Once upon a time, I was invited to the White House for a private dinner with President Obama. I am a respected businessman, with a factory that produces memory chips for computers and portable electronics. There was some talk that my industry was being scrutinized by the administration, but I paid it no mind. I live in a free country. There's nothing that the government can do to me if I've broken no laws. My wealth was earned honestly, and an invitation to dinner with an American President is an honor.





I checked my coat, was greeted by the Chief of Staff, and joined President Obama in a yellow dining room. We sat across from each other at a table draped in white linen. The Great Seal was embossed on the china. Uniformed staff served our dinner. The meal was served, and I was startled when my waiter suddenly reached out, plucked a dinner roll off my plate, and began nibbling it as he walked back to the kitchen.



"Sorry about that," said the President. "Andrew is very hungry."


"I don't appreciate..." I began, but as I looked into the calm brown eyes across from me, I felt immediately guilty and petty. It was just a dinner roll.


"Of course," I concluded, and reached for my glass. Before I could, however, another waiter reached forward, took the glass away and swallowed the wine in a single gulp.
"And his brother Eric is very thirsty." said the President.


I didn't say anything. The President is testing my compassion, I thought. I will play along. I don't want to seem unkind.

My plate was whisked away before I had tasted a bite.


"Eric's children are also quite hungry."



With a lurch, I crashed to the floor. My chair had been pulled out from under me. I stood, brushing myself off angrily, and watched as it was carried from the room.

"And their grandmother can't stand for long."



I excused myself, smiling outwardly, but inside feeling like a fool. Obviously I had been invited to the White House to be sport for some game. I reached for my coat, to find that it had been taken. I turned back to the President.



"Their grandfather doesn't like the cold."


I wanted to shout - that was my coat! But again, I looked at the placid smiling face of my host and decided I was being a poor sport. I spread my hands helplessly and chuckled. Then I felt my hip pocket and realized my wallet was gone. I excused myself and walked to a phone on an elegant side table. I learned shortly that my credit cards had been maxed out, my bank accounts emptied, my retirement and equity portfolios had vanished, and my wife had been thrown out of our home. Apparently, the waiters and their families were moving in. The President hadn't moved or spoken as I learned all this, but finally I lowered the phone into its cradle and turned to face him.



"Andrew's whole family has made bad financial decisions. They haven't planned for retirement, and they need a house. They recently defaulted on a subprime mortgage. I told them they could have your home. They need it more than you do."

My hands were shaking. I felt faint. I stumbled back to the table and knelt on the floor. The President cheerfully cut his steak, ate it, and drank his wine. I lowered my eyes and stared at the small grey circles on the tablecloth that were tear drops.


"By the way," He added, "I have just signed an Executive Order nationalizing your factories. I'm firing you as head of your business. I'll be operating the firm now for the benefit of all mankind. There's a whole bunch of Erics and Andrews out there and they can't come to you for jobs groveling like beggars."



I looked up. The President dropped his spoon into the empty ramekin which had been his creme brulee. He drained the last drops of his wine. As the table was cleared, he lit a cigarette and leaned back in his chair. He stared at me. I clung to the edge of the table as if it were a ledge and I were a man hanging over an abyss. I thought of the years behind me, of the life I had lived. The life I had earned with a lifetime of work, risk and struggle. Why was I punished? How had I allowed it to be taken? What game had I played and lost? I looked across the table and noticed with some surprise that there was no game board between us. What had I done wrong?



As if answering the unspoken thought, President Obama suddenly cocked his head, locked his empty eyes to mine, and bared a million teeth, chuckling wryly as he folded his hands.


"You should have stopped me at the dinner roll," he said.




Wake up, America!




Got this email today from a friend...pretty much expresses my sentiments as well!
 
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You know, so far, Obama has actually lowered my taxes.

And if you want an endless stream of sheeple having credit cards and disposable income to sign up for the rebills, you should be all for social welfare programs.
 
Last time I checked I didn't have to pay 100% of my income to the government for welfare programs so your analogy sucks. Yeah no one wants to pay taxes and of course many people abuse welfare but boo fuckin hoo move to another country then where the government shuts down your internet at any moment and dictates what websites you can go on and makes you pay 40% in taxes.
 
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You know, so far, Obama has actually lowered my taxes.

And if you want an endless stream of sheeple having credit cards and disposable income to sign up for the rebills, you should be all for social welfare programs.

well now we know you're making less than $250,000 a year in AM. but hey just wait for cap and trade to pass, then you'll be paying more in taxes and on your electric bill. and then the healthcare bill, where you'll be paying taxes on health insurance benefits received. such bullshit.
 
Yeah just to add to my last statement. I do think Obama has a lot of really stupid ideas just like George Bush but just don't think the analogy was correct as many people tend to overreact. Cap and trade has only hurt places it was implemented so I have no idea why they are passing it into law here.
 
Hello friends,

Where Popeye? It suprise he no come for comment on how Obama very evil and person bad.

Good luck bros
 
Bah, just wait until the interest rates go through the roof and our economy gets worse, he's going to make jimmy carter look good.
 
well now we know you're making less than $250,000 a year in AM. but hey just wait for cap and trade to pass, then you'll be paying more in taxes and on your electric bill. and then the healthcare bill, where you'll be paying taxes on health insurance benefits received. such bullshit.
If you're paying income taxes on $250,000 or more, you need a better accountant. I pay myself a reasonable salary(way under $250,000) that I pay income tax on and get the rest as dividends from my corporation(capital gains tax FTW). If you're an affiliate doing any sort of volume, income tax shouldn't really affect you, as you will have an S-Corp or LLC and pay capital gains taxes on most of your income.


Every time a democrat is in office, there's the same fearmongering that he will take all your moniez and give it to teh poor people, but it never happens. Taxes basically stay about the same.

And I mean it about the rebills- any tax increases pay for your best customers' Internet access. I bet a pretty good percentage of the people signing up for the Google bizopps, free iphones, and acai berriez are on welfare.
 
Yeah. This is nothing but fear mongering fiction. And poorly written fiction at that. Let's make heart wrenching metaphors in the form of clever anecdotes. That'll show those libs!
 
Regardless of what partisan politics you may be entrenched in, both are equally insidious. And if you think the average American voter is intelligent enough to put someone into office that is capable of enacting change, you are delusional. The cycle repeats and the spiral downward continues.

Me? I happen to be Randian in philosophy. Looking out for #1. I'm going to sell as many weight loss quick fixes, anti-aging cures and skin restoring miracles to as many plebeians as I can in the next 5 years so I can shuffle off to a remote island that enjoys tax haven status and is insulated from the bullshit of modern western society...as quickly as humanly possible. My own personal gulch.

We are far removed from the days of Thomas Jefferson. Delude yourself if you want.

It may sound callous, but honestly...this country is going to absolute shit. The sooner I can make myself independant from it, the better.
 
I just like to think to myself sometimes, who fucking sits down and writes this shit? Then again, I'm sure people stumble across my stuff and say wow, who writes a guide to cock blocking?
 
I am a respected businessman, with a factory that produces memory chips for computers and portable electronics.

They picked the wrong example for their little story.. Obama has probably been the most backed President ever by the tech industry and the stimulus plan was suppose to send billions in that direction. The "respected businessman" probably moved his factory to China a long time ago.
 
Regardless of what partisan politics you may be entrenched in, both are equally insidious. And if you think the average American voter is intelligent enough to put someone into office that is capable of enacting change, you are delusional. The cycle repeats and the spiral downward continues.

Me? I happen to be Randian in philosophy. Looking out for #1. I'm going to sell as many weight loss quick fixes, anti-aging cures and skin restoring miracles to as many plebeians as I can in the next 5 years so I can shuffle off to a remote island that enjoys tax haven status and is insulated from the bullshit of modern western society...as quickly as humanly possible. My own personal gulch.

We are far removed from the days of Thomas Jefferson. Delude yourself if you want.

It may sound callous, but honestly...this country is going to absolute shit. The sooner I can make myself independant from it, the better.
I really like Objectivism too, +rep.
 
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Regardless of what partisan politics you may be entrenched in, both are equally insidious. And if you think the average American voter is intelligent enough to put someone into office that is capable of enacting change, you are delusional. The cycle repeats and the spiral downward continues.

Me? I happen to be Randian in philosophy. Looking out for #1. I'm going to sell as many weight loss quick fixes, anti-aging cures and skin restoring miracles to as many plebeians as I can in the next 5 years so I can shuffle off to a remote island that enjoys tax haven status and is insulated from the bullshit of modern western society...as quickly as humanly possible. My own personal gulch.

We are far removed from the days of Thomas Jefferson. Delude yourself if you want.

It may sound callous, but honestly...this country is going to absolute shit. The sooner I can make myself independant from it, the better.

I really like Objectivism too, +rep.

Spot on. Ayn Rand is fucking awesome!

The Fountainhead was awesome. Almost halfway through Atlas Shrugged now. Got a large portion of her non-fiction books in my room, ready to be enjoyed after Atlas Shrugged:

  • Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal
  • The Virtue of Selfishness
  • For The New Intellectual
  • Philosophy: Who Needs It
  • The Romantic Manifesto
  • Introduction to Objectivist Epistemology
The political party of which I am a member, 100 % laissez-faire, got about nationwide 212 votes back in 2005 when the last Norwegian national election was.:D

+rep to all Objectivists!
 
Objectivism is ok, but if you want a complete political/philosophical theory based on natural rights and laissez-faire liberalism, then you want anarcho-capitalism.

Objectivism unfortunately is a closed system, and when Rand died, it wasn't possible for it to be developed further.

I owe a huge debt to her for waking me up to individualism, but some parts of her theory still didn't fit for me.

If you like that stuff, Murray Rothbard, one of the key ancap figures, was at one time a member of the Rand entourage iirc. He has some fantastic literature online, specifically "For a New Liberty"

For a New Liberty: The Libertarian Manifesto - Murray N. Rothbard

Links on page for MP3s, PDF, print copies etc.

and The Ethics of Liberty, The Ethics of Liberty, by Murray N. Rothbard