Man Sues Fruit Loops For Not Being Frooty Enough

[Jizzlobber]

I take my cereal crumbs and sprinkle over ice cream. Sucks.

 

[HarveyJ]

Well fuck, I'm suing Ansell coz their condoms keep breaking, I'm sick of getting poo on my dick.

Actually, provided you're getting the correctly sized and shaped condom, and applying them in the way that the packet tells you to, you probably could sue Ansell if their condoms keep breaking on you.
Don't ever use the Duo brand, even the free ones tat they hand out at unis or MidSumma. Those thing have more breaks than TEN during prime time.

 

[Jay0n44444]

Don't ever use the Duo brand, even the free ones tat they hand out at unis or MidSumma. Those thing have more breaks than TEN during prime time.

Never use hand out condoms. Period.

 

[kblessinggr]

The branding of Wicked Fire is misleading, as it actually contains no Fire.

No fire? Then what the hell are the no boob noobs feeling in their ass every time they post the boob icon without posting proper titage?

 

[kblessinggr]

Never use hand out condoms. Period.

That's why you fucking double bag it.

 

[erifdekciw]

fruit loops suck now anyway. Ever since cereal brands went on that less sugar crusade everything tastes like shit now.

 

[kblessinggr]

fruit loops suck now anyway. Ever since cereal brands went on that less sugar crusade everything tastes like shit now.

Just like how they fucked up a lot of chocolates going "No Trans Fat!", yet try to claim it tastes the same... yea try to tell the nations pregnant women they're wrong about being able to tell the difference. hehe.

In some cases we're finding that artificial sweeteners may actually be worse for your health than just straight pure cane sugar (which is no longer sweet enough for most people due to the artificial sweeteners).