Need a tax deduction?

[Bofu2U]

Since most people that I've talked to agree that my nuts should be sterile, I've decided to leave that part up to chance. I'll be doing the Polar Bear Plunge (yeah yeah, fat guy with body hair doing a polar bear plunge, save the jokes for later) for the Special Olympics.

Here's the information confirming that it's tax deductible: MSP Polar Bear Plunge - January 30, 2010

Here's the link to donate "for me" - *The 14th annual MSP Polar Bear Plunge* - General Donation

And here's the non-tax incentive... If I raise ...

$100 - I'll jump in.
$500 - I'll jump in without a shirt (ohhh secksi secksi)
$1000 - I'll jump in without a shirt, and dance (I'm hoping people forget the cameras, but something tells me it will be recorded)
$5000 - I'll do 3 of the top voted requests from WF members (remember, this is a family event so no I will not moon people. go in naked, or slap the ass of the girl next to me ... well, the last one at least in the water *cough*)

All in all, it's for a good cause. It's tax deductible. You'll get to see my MAN TITTAYZ!

 

[WickedJoe]

Do they pay for the hospital bills?

 

[Bofu2U]

Do they pay for the hospital bills?

No, hence if I have the chance of being sterile - I most likely will.

 

[zimok]

Lmao,

Make sure you get a shot of those icy hard nipples.

 

[wezcountry]

I wish divorce settlements were tax deductable (mmm ... maybe if I'd married a prostitute). :disgust:

 

[Jizzlobber]

 

[Bofu2U]

Lmao,

Make sure you get a shot of those icy hard nipples.

Trust me, I'll rub them in your honor.

 

[Bofu2U]

Fuck! I forgot all about narwhals.

 

[rogerrabbit]

I'm very seriously considering making a donation just so I don't have to see your man tittahz

 

[Bofu2U]

I'm very seriously considering making a donation just so I don't have to see your man tittahz

That's always a possibility as well.

 

[Bofu2U]

Up to $65 so far - THANKS! $35 more for me to go freeze my nuts off.

 

[jimlillig]

Why not for the $5K level paint your manboobs with advertising for the sponsor and make that part of the deal. That way when you post up the video on your trafficgeyser account the person contributing gets the cred. In addition, since no one has done it, it probably would make for a great PR piece to get picked up. Just need a great headline.
"Polar Bear Sells Body For Charity". I am sure you can come up with better.

Good luck and make sure you Vaseline the important parts.

 

[Bofu2U]

Why not for the $5K level paint your manboobs with advertising for the sponsor and make that part of the deal. That way when you post up the video on your trafficgeyser account the person contributing gets the cred. In addition, since no one has done it, it probably would make for a great PR piece to get picked up. Just need a great headline.
"Polar Bear Sells Body For Charity". I am sure you can come up with better.

Good luck and make sure you Vaseline the important parts.

I was actually considering getting a huge henna tattoo on my back for any company that donates over $2000 but I was going to leave that as a surprise

Besides, no one was gona donate that anyway. I'm open to talks with companies for that though.

 

[schockergd]

Ka Ching!

 

[JoshTodd]

Donated. Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[j0hnny]

$2k gets my logo on your back?

 

[schockergd]

Raise alot so far bofu?

 

[Bofu2U]

$2k gets my logo on your back?

Within reason, as a henna tattoo (as in it lasts like 1 week). Of course I get the final say on whether or not I'll do it (plus I need to find the artist.. gah)

Raise alot so far bofu?

$210 so far.


Also let me throw this out there... Anyone that donates over $50 gets a 30 min SEO 'pep talk' on the phone, over $100 gets an hour, $200 gets 2 hours. You can time me, and ask anyone who's had it before - personally I believe it's worth the money.

 

[brentdev]

hey all of you no money making lurkers... JUMP ON THIS CHANCE.... just think what the master automator (cough, masturbator, cough) could teach you about automation, scripting, seo, sem, blog farms, link wheels, siloing, social media pownage, etc.. list goes on and on...that $200 bucks would be better than a month in any of those other 'seminar' or 'competition' based systems that bullshit bloggers try to shove down your throat for 2k... this is the real deal. and its for a good cause...

 

[Bofu2U]

hey all of you no money making lurkers... JUMP ON THIS CHANCE.... just think what the master automator (cough, masturbator, cough) could teach you about automation, scripting, seo, sem, blog farms, link wheels, siloing, social media pownage, etc.. list goes on and on...that $200 bucks would be better than a month in any of those other 'seminar' or 'competition' based systems that bullshit bloggers try to shove down your throat for 2k... this is the real deal. and its for a good cause...

And you get to see my man tittayz