Cost of Wii: $300
Time Wii spent in drawer, unused, since purchase: 8 months
Number of hours spent playing Wii before Mario: 9
Cost of Super Mario Bros: $5
Finding out that the best thing about the Wii is the fact that I don't have to give head to a gray cartridge for 30 minutes just to get the fucking game to work because the game is memory resident: PRICELESS
Hours spent playing Mario since purchasing the game: 22!
I miss 1985
Time Wii spent in drawer, unused, since purchase: 8 months
Number of hours spent playing Wii before Mario: 9
Cost of Super Mario Bros: $5
Finding out that the best thing about the Wii is the fact that I don't have to give head to a gray cartridge for 30 minutes just to get the fucking game to work because the game is memory resident: PRICELESS

Hours spent playing Mario since purchasing the game: 22!
I miss 1985