+3 since last friday, single life ftw.
since we have the drunk and high thread, and in spirit of them..
...bump bump bump ...
since we have the drunk and high thread, and in spirit of them..
...bump bump bump ...
How many different people have you had sex with in your lifetime? (BE HONEST!)
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I lost my virginity in a KFC parking lot.....
Not quite as exciting as the picture suggests, but exciting nonetheless.
And this poll isn't accurate right? I mean come on, is it?
Not quite as exciting as the picture suggests, but exciting nonetheless.
And this poll isn't accurate right? I mean come on, is it?
I lost my virginity in a KFC parking lot.....
Not quite as exciting as the picture suggests, but exciting nonetheless.
And this poll isn't accurate right? I mean come on, is it?
No wait.... that's totally wrong it was a Boston Market and it was raining I remember now.
In 2008, I decided that I'm not getting laid enough so I started using various dating sites to get as much pussy as I could. I put some smart scripting and plenty of dedication into it.
I did 23 girls that year (+2 girls from regular life, not from dating sites, accidental hookups). Probably could have done a lot more if I stuck to only fucking each chick once. But I ended up in a pattern of fucking 5-7 chicks on an ongoing basis. The new ones simply replaced the old ones that dropped/dumped out. And I always had a choice of pussy to fuck at any given moment.
I realized a few things.
It's amazing how much time fucking consumes. You literally don't have time to do anything else. Such lifestyle seems awesome in theory, but really sucks when you actually do it.
No matter how many chicks you fuck, you won't feel more of a macho. Getting laid doesn't do shit for your self esteem. Other achievements in life do.
No matter how hot are the chicks you are fucking now, you'll always keep dreaming of getting someone hotter. This is the saddest part of it all. There is just no satisfaction.
The only great thing from this whole experience is a huge amount of stories and things to remember. But even then, the memories are better than reality.
I did 23 girls that year (+2 girls from regular life, not from dating sites, accidental hookups). Probably could have done a lot more if I stuck to only fucking each chick once. But I ended up in a pattern of fucking 5-7 chicks on an ongoing basis. The new ones simply replaced the old ones that dropped/dumped out. And I always had a choice of pussy to fuck at any given moment.
I realized a few things.
It's amazing how much time fucking consumes. You literally don't have time to do anything else. Such lifestyle seems awesome in theory, but really sucks when you actually do it.
No matter how many chicks you fuck, you won't feel more of a macho. Getting laid doesn't do shit for your self esteem. Other achievements in life do.
No matter how hot are the chicks you are fucking now, you'll always keep dreaming of getting someone hotter. This is the saddest part of it all. There is just no satisfaction.
The only great thing from this whole experience is a huge amount of stories and things to remember. But even then, the memories are better than reality.
i have a friend who scripted myspace spamming / email responses to get him a girlfriend. If they responded, it dumped their pictures and email text in a database. Then he either ignored or pursued. He found his current girlfriend this way and she does not know any of this.
Agreed - before I met my wife, I was on a single binge after splitting up with a long term GF. I'd never really had the wherewithal to score with truckloads of girls before then, and although it was fun, it really drove me crazy after a while.
Glad I did it, not something I'd want to repeat.
I know this sounds crazy...
But I've slept with 47 girls...
In the 9 years I've been having sex... Of which roughly 5 years have been 3 steady faithful relationships.
I've done 'other stuff' (classified as anything and everything, but no sex) with 37 others.
74 girls I've 'been' with total.
Why do I know this...?
I have a list. lol
Names, locations, and what we did. All in a nice encrypted Excel spreadsheet.
It's weird, I know, I hear it all the time, but eh, it's better than not remembering and/or not knowing.
But I've slept with 47 girls...
In the 9 years I've been having sex... Of which roughly 5 years have been 3 steady faithful relationships.
I've done 'other stuff' (classified as anything and everything, but no sex) with 37 others.
74 girls I've 'been' with total.
Why do I know this...?
I have a list. lol
Names, locations, and what we did. All in a nice encrypted Excel spreadsheet.
It's weird, I know, I hear it all the time, but eh, it's better than not remembering and/or not knowing.
You actually expect a real answer?
Most guys here are overweight or scrawny ass retards who think they're black and take pictures of themselves holding up some cash to look "baller".
That's basically completely opposite of what women want...
You should of made the question "how many times did you jerk off today?"
Most guys here are overweight or scrawny ass retards who think they're black and take pictures of themselves holding up some cash to look "baller".
That's basically completely opposite of what women want...
You should of made the question "how many times did you jerk off today?"
Wardell Pomeroy: How old were you when you first engaged in sexual activity with a partner?
Research Subject: 14.
Wardell Pomeroy: How?
Research Subject: With horse.
Wardell Pomeroy: [pause] How often were you having intercourse with animals at age 14?
Research Subject: [stunned] It's true. I fucked a pony. You are genius, how did you know?
Wardell Pomeroy: You just said you had
[pause]
Wardell Pomeroy: sex with horse.
Research Subject: Nooo... Whores, not horse, *whores*.
From the movie Kinsey
Research Subject: 14.
Wardell Pomeroy: How?
Research Subject: With horse.
Wardell Pomeroy: [pause] How often were you having intercourse with animals at age 14?
Research Subject: [stunned] It's true. I fucked a pony. You are genius, how did you know?
Wardell Pomeroy: You just said you had
[pause]
Wardell Pomeroy: sex with horse.
Research Subject: Nooo... Whores, not horse, *whores*.
From the movie Kinsey