Handwashing FAIL.
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You see nasty liquid that looks dirty... why stick your hand in it?
But all the same, people do need to wash their hands more when they use the bathroom. I hate going into restaurants and see guys piss, and leave or dump and leave.
But all the same, people do need to wash their hands more when they use the bathroom. I hate going into restaurants and see guys piss, and leave or dump and leave.
True, but I trust the germs on my pecker more than the germs on the flusher, faucet, and door handle.
Flusher: Use your foot to push it - no sense in continuing the cycle of having to risk splashing on yourself when you want to piss from people who are too lazy to flush.
Faucet: Roll out some paper towels before you start and you don't have to touch it after you start the water running - just turn it back after you finish washing using the towels after you have dried your hands.
Door handle: Open it with the paper towels still in your hand and toss them away on your way out the door.
Why is it that you have to wash your hands after you touch you penis, but you expect a girl to stick it in her mouth? It's too dirty to touch, yet clean enough to suck?
For the record I am more than willing to clean my penis for any girls who request it before sucking.
Girls can screen the guys they suck. They know a general idea of the person's hygiene before putting their mouth there. You can't screen where other people have been. I'd hope people would wash their hands after touching themselves in the public bathrooms.
If your waiter served your food and your friend just got back from the bathroom and said, "Dude, I just saw our waiter take a huge shit and didn't wash his hands. Oh, how is that burger?" Would you still feel good about eating your food?
I wash my hands because I hope that everyone I come in contact with is courteous enough to do the same, even if I know my dick is clean.
And that's not even the point, the point is, you don't know what crap is on your hands even before you went into the restroom. How do you know that guy's hand you just shook didn't have his love juices still on it from him beating off in the bathroom, or just got done walking their dog and had to pick up it's shit with their hands because they forgot their poop bag? There's all kinds of things that could have happened to where you put your hands, so it's just common courtesy to wash.
I never shake people's hands, I just give them a bro fist.
But yea I agree, can't stand when people don't wash their hands.
P.S - Who the fuck picks up their dog's shit with their hands, even if they forgot plastic bags. Just throw some grass over that shit.
After I take a piss I lick my fingers in spite of all you constant handwashing pussies. Then, with the remaning germs on my hand I go touch every door handle within a 20 mile radius.
Actually, I'm kidding. My dick is clean because I jerk off with Purel.
Actually, I'm kidding. My dick is clean because I jerk off with Purel.