Handwashing FAIL.

[Goodcat]

Have you ever tasted your semen guys? mine tastes like egg white mixed with saltwater.

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[Rexibit]

P.S - Who the fuck picks up their dog's shit with their hands, even if they forgot plastic bags. Just throw some grass over that shit.

You'd be surprised. I was coming out of a store and saw this chick bending down to get something. So, I was going to offer to help (she was hot and it's always a good convo starter) until I saw what she was doing and thought, "No thanks." and walked off.

After I take a piss I lick my fingers in spite of all you constant handwashing pussies. Then, with the remaning germs on my hand I go touch every door handle within a 20 mile radius.

:bowdown: LOL

 

[Caspah]

what the fuck was this guy gonna do in the portapotty....wash his hands? lol

 

[eliquid]

i think he got embarrassed and fucking hid in the porta pot

 

[eliquid]

id like to know what she was speaking and where they were at, to meet some redneck like that