I Am NOT a Writer. I am Actually a Marketer. And I Specialize In Writing Sales Pages!

[InspiredForever]

I Am NOT a Writer. I am Actually a Marketer. And I Specialize In Writing Sales Pages!
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You probably are the perfect loser, the type of a guy with the perfect product but with the worst sales page EVER.
Look here, You need a makeover. You need to start making some profit.
The reality out there is that it is NEVER about the product that you have but rather how good are you at convincing your visitors that they should actually buy that garbage.
As a copywriter, my job is actually NOT to write BUT rather to market.
I have worked on more than a 20 Sales Pages for product from different niches and all have results in some good conversions.
My clients are ever pleased. My writing style is simple but convincing.
Look Buddy, I maybe ugly, short, anti-social and semi-friendly. Well, you taste for a boyfriend or girlfriend may be completely different.
But then again this is not a beauty contest comrade!
But if you need a professional sales page written, Shoot me a PM and let me get your project an injection of my Never-dying Inspired Writing!

:rasta::rasta:

 

[ncmedia]

*Thanks for calling my product garbage.

*I truly appreciate the formatting choices you have made with your creative verbiage above. You actually have at least 6 grammatical errors in that small sample right there, stopped counting after that.

* Perfect loser eh? I think you'll have a lot of great success with this approach on this forum; the people here are quite friendly and open to your concepts, in fact I'm pretty sure the post after mine will be very pleasant and you may even find some links to real work right away.

* Not trying to shit on you, actually looking for good new writers.

 

[high risk]

Lol, awesome reply..

 

[eVandals]

Look Buddy, I maybe ugly, short, anti-social and semi-friendly. Well, you taste for a boyfriend or girlfriend may be completely different.
But then again this is not a beauty contest comrade!

What in the world are you talking about lol

 

[farking]

The reality out there is that it is NEVER about the product that you have but rather how good are you at convincing your visitors that they should actually buy that garbage.

:rasta::rasta:

I don't think you convinced anyone to buy your garbage. Fail.

 

[IMHopeful]

This maybe what I am looking for. Could you send me some samples: GAS@gas.com

 

[InspiredForever]

@ ncmedia: ***
Apparently your analysis of my writing above is erroneous. Funny. I thought you were the perfect one! FYI, to be precise there are more than 6 grammatical errors in my above 'creative verbiage'.

But since this is a not a kindergarten maths class or an adjacent grammar lesson, I will ignore you and let you go ahead and hire that perfect guy who jots excellent grammar for the next sales pages of your next Big CB product Launch. Let us wait and see how his grammar will sell your way to riches...
Best advice is, instead of recklessly questioning my ability, why don't you put it to test? its a more Intelligent option.

@ High_risk: ******

Awesome reply? You seriously think so? Well, then your sense of humor must be really pathetic!

@ Evandals

I am talking about exactly what you read. Cant you comprehend? Or do I need to rephrase in more elaborate English?

@ Farking:

Contrary to your flawed misconceptions and misplaced assumptions, I got 13 private messages 2 hours after posting this thread. Serious internet marketers who understand the industry better know it requires some attitude.

@ IMHopeful

Thank you for your positive attitude. I am compiling and sending you some right away!

 

[IMHopeful]

Shame on the rest of you. I4E seems like a nice, competent individual and I have a few samples being sent my way, which I'll review soon.

 

[Dev!l]

I Am NOT a Writer. I am Actually a Marketer. And I Specialize In Writing Sales Pages!
********************
You probably are the perfect loser, the type of a guy with the perfect product but with the worst sales page EVER.
Look here, You need a makeover. You need to start making some profit.
The reality out there is that it is NEVER about the product that you have but rather how good are you at convincing your visitors that they should actually buy that garbage.
As a copywriter, my job is actually NOT to write BUT rather to market.
I have worked on more than a 20 Sales Pages for product from different niches and all have results in some good conversions.
My clients are ever pleased. My writing style is simple but convincing.
Look Buddy, I maybe ugly, short, anti-social and semi-friendly. Well, you taste for a boyfriend or girlfriend may be completely different.
But then again this is not a beauty contest comrade!
But if you need a professional sales page written, Shoot me a PM and let me get your project an injection of my Never-dying Inspired Writing!

:rasta::rasta:

My clients are ever pleased.

*My clients are very/always pleased.

Well, you taste for a....
*Well, your taste....

But then again this is not a beauty contest comrade!
*Then again it's not a beauty contest, comrade!

let me get your project an...
*let me give your project

Just to point out a few and not to forget the capital letters that you added randomly. The capital letter mistake does happen, but the grammar, aweful! I wouldn't buy shit of what you're selling, although, if you get your sales page copyrighted from this guy called Dev!L for $10/100 words you'll probably make a sale or two. Cause with the number of mistakes you've made I don't anybody would charge you anything less than that. If you pay me, then I might consider letter you write a sales page.

 

[InspiredForever]

Cause with the number of mistakes you've made I don't anybody would charge you anything less than that. If you pay me, then I might consider letter you write a sales page.

This is ridiculous. Look at your last two sentences 'Devil'. Are they even readable?

This is what my English teacher would deem correct:

"Cause with the number of mistakes you've made I don't *THINK anybody would charge you anything less than that. If you pay me, then I might consider WRITING you a better sales page. "

Look at you, you omit the necessary stuff. Were you sleepy or high when you posted the diss post?

Your user-name also sucks. It scares any prospective buyer of your services. Its F-Ugly. F-Ugly means Fucking Ugly!

Why do I like feel your writing is generally shoddy and not worth the $10/100 words that you charge?

I think your stuff is worth $1/500 words. Actually that is an offer I just made. I could hire you for one year if you consider...L.O.L. !!

 

[IMHopeful]

This is ridiculous. Look at your last two sentences 'Devil'. Are they even readable?

This is what my English teacher would deem correct:

"Cause with the number of mistakes you've made I don't *THINK anybody would charge you anything less than that. If you pay me, then I might consider WRITING you a better sales page. "

Look at you, you omit the necessary stuff. Were you sleepy or high when you posted the diss post?

Your user-name also sucks. It scares any prospective buyer of your services. Its F-Ugly. F-Ugly means Fucking Ugly!

Why do I like feel your writing is generally shoddy and not worth the $10/100 words that you charge?

I think your stuff is worth $1/500 words. Actually that is an offer I just made. I could hire you for one year if you consider...L.O.L. !!

Sorry found someone. Definition of a diss post!

 

[Dev!l]

My clients are ever pleased.

*My clients are very/always pleased.

Well, you taste for a....
*Well, your taste....

But then again this is not a beauty contest comrade!
*Then again it's not a beauty contest, comrade!

let me get your project an...
*let me give your project

Just to point out a few and not to forget the capital letters that you added randomly. The capital letter mistake does happen, but the grammar, aweful! I wouldn't buy shit of what you're selling, although, if you get your sales page copyrighted from this guy called Dev!L for $10/100 words you'll probably make a sale or two. Cause with the number of mistakes you've made I don't anybody would charge you anything less than that. If you pay me, then I might consider letter you write a sales page.

*I might consider letting you write a sales page.
*I don't think

I do agree that I made a mistake, I didn't proof read the post before submitting it, which I should have done.

You could always buy an article from me and check the quality. The point I'm trying to make is that you wouldn't want to make so many mistakes in your first post. Making mistakes in subsequent posts is not ok (but better than making a mistake in your first post), but your first post is something that keeps a lasting impression. And I don't charge $10/100 words and I think my customers are happy. I could go ahead and point out another mistake in your post, but I'm sure you get what I'm saying. Best of luck!

 

[BlueYonder]

I Am NOT a Writer. Actually a Marketer.

I'm not trying to hijack your thread, I4, but if WF were a forum specializing in writing, this would make an excellent topic for discussion

I am a writer first, and also a marketer. They go nicely together - take my word for it.

The majority of my experience is writing motion picture screenplays, so I understand the importance of properly motivating the reader. Ditto, the colorful scenarios that can be generated for a farticle and lifelike dialog/commentary in the social proof.

Audiences need to be #1 - engaged, then #2 - convinced. This is essential to the writer/marketer's craft.

That's my take on it. What do you think, I4?

The OP made some grammatical mistakes, and we all do that, including me. It's helpful to write the piece while keeping your browser auto-spell checker on, then reread it after taking a break. I'm often amazed at the errors I see after a break. It's hard to catch them all.

There's lots of work for everyone. Good luck. :bowdown:

 

[ncmedia]

@ ncmedia: ***
Apparently your analysis of my writing above is erroneous. Funny. I thought you were the perfect one! FYI, to be precise there are more than 6 grammatical errors in my above 'creative verbiage'.

**I know, that's why I said 'there is at least 6, stopped counting after that'

But since this is a not a kindergarten maths class or an adjacent grammar lesson, I will ignore you and let you go ahead and hire that perfect guy who jots excellent grammar for the next sales pages of your next Big CB product Launch. Let us wait and see how his grammar will sell your way to riches...
Best advice is, instead of recklessly questioning my ability, why don't you put it to test? its a more Intelligent option

** I would NEVER test your shit on any of my sales pages or launches, and yes even they have the odd typo/grammar mistake but to have as many as you in one lil' pitch there - then to try to justify it, and ask to be put to the test - ahhhh no.

Fact is you're trying to pitch writing, to marketers, and you're positioning yourself as both - yet you failed to provide me with confidence in your writing, and in your marketing, and now in your damage control.

If you read between the lines you'd see room to pull some help from my response not just get defensive and ad hominem your way out of it.

But hey, all those red dots under your name must mean you're doing something right.

Good luck with the hunt, and that 'attitude' you think people 'need' < replace that with better writing and a nicer approach to people and I'm sure you'll see better results.

*Stop defending yourself and accept it, you are NOT a quality writer and should NOT be charging people yet for what you're trying to push. If I paid you to write for me, and you gave me something like this thread, I wouldn't pay you OR want to use it publically.

EDIT: FUCK YOU for wasting my 300th