Ever brought articles before? I bet you have and I’m betting that you felt like a write idiot when that “Native English speaker” you hired for pennies sent you your article which sounded like something your two year old niece would write, heck she could probably do better.
Wanna know something? That “Native English Speaker” you hired was telling you porkies and was actually some Indian ( hey no Indian hate ) looking to make a quick buck and yep he did because no matter what you say he isn’t going to refund you.
So, what can you do then? Simple, hire me. I’m actually a real native English speaker, yep English not Spanish, Punjabi, Japanese whatever just plain old English.
How much do I charge then? Ugh pricing isn’t my strong point so I’m going to say $1.30 per 100 words, how did I get to that figure? Got it by looking at the current services per 100 words here and just the Average formula in Excel, yay Excel!
What about turnaround time? I’m on the computer for hours each day so I’m most likely going to get your shit done straight away however I ain’t gonna guarantee anything.
Ok, ok ok what about review copies? If your name is Bofu, dchuk, guerrilla, viny lingo or Grindstone then you gonna get a review otherwise no you're not you damn free loader, why? Because this aint mother fuckin DP!
Wanna know something? That “Native English Speaker” you hired was telling you porkies and was actually some Indian ( hey no Indian hate ) looking to make a quick buck and yep he did because no matter what you say he isn’t going to refund you.
So, what can you do then? Simple, hire me. I’m actually a real native English speaker, yep English not Spanish, Punjabi, Japanese whatever just plain old English.
How much do I charge then? Ugh pricing isn’t my strong point so I’m going to say $1.30 per 100 words, how did I get to that figure? Got it by looking at the current services per 100 words here and just the Average formula in Excel, yay Excel!
What about turnaround time? I’m on the computer for hours each day so I’m most likely going to get your shit done straight away however I ain’t gonna guarantee anything.
Ok, ok ok what about review copies? If your name is Bofu, dchuk, guerrilla, viny lingo or Grindstone then you gonna get a review otherwise no you're not you damn free loader, why? Because this aint mother fuckin DP!