★My content's BETTER THAN TITS. Don't believe me? Then pick up a FREE REVIEW COPY!!★

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★My content's BETTER THAN TITS. Don't believe me? Then pick up a FREE REVIEW COPY!!★

Alright, maybe my shit's not better than tits, but for the time being I am giving out unlimited FREE REVIEW COPIES. As long as you have over 300 posts, then hit me up and I'll hook you up with one free article (just make the shit semi-reasonable).

Now for the real shit...

Here are four reasons why you should choose me over any other content writing dickfarts out there:


  1. Everyone’s shit smells, except my shit doesn’t smell like shit, it smells like fucking tits – and everybody wants their shit to smell like fucking tits. If you hire me, then your articles won’t sound like a bunch of nonsensical bullshit, but instead will be presented in the most effective and cohesive manner. My articles are readable, make sense, and are grammatically fucking correct! Plus, I write shit in the most professional fucking manner – taking out the fucking profanities as I go along!
  2. My laptop’s keyboard doesn’t have a fucking control button. A month back after my porno stream stopped ten minutes in I tossed that motherfucker halfway across the room. Now, I no longer have a control button which limits my copy and pasting, and guarantees that your shit will be 100% fucking original! Any one of the mother fuckers I spit out is guaranteed to grab copyscape and fuck it right in the ass! And I’m not talking about that kiddy shit you and your wife do – I’m talking Mickey Rourke and that bathroom blonde bitch in The Wrestler!
  3. My shit comes at you faster that a Kenny Powers motherfucking fastball. With no real job and a cocaine habit that requires daily re-ups, my shit is virtually guaranteed to get to you ASAP. After an order is confirmed, it shouldn’t take longer than 12 hours to get done (unless of course I’m getting hammered, in which case I’ll tell you: “Fuck this. I’m getting hammered.”). My shit comes so quick that it has become nearly synonymous with premature ejaculation!
  4. I am one cool ass mother fucker. Enough said.


So what the fuck are you waiting for?

If you want a free article then just hit me up!

...and if you're looking to order then my rates start at $2.00/100 words --> but don't worry - this shit is pure quality!

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Hey, dont know what happened to the last thread but this guy delivers. I would use him again for any job that needed QUALITY content. Might be gay though.. :|
 
also i don't know if it's the left to right or the up and down part that has the previous posters confused about the very first part of this post where there was this: "As long as you have over 300 posts, then hit me up and I'll hook you up with one free article (just make the shit semi-reasonable)."


learn how to read assholes.. or just go back to warrior forum.
 
brentdev said:
also i don't know if it's the left to right or the up and down part that has the previous posters confused about the very first part of this post where there was this: "As long as you have over 300 posts, then hit me up and I'll hook you up with one free article (just make the shit semi-reasonable)."


learn how to read assholes.. or just go back to warrior forum.
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Thanks. I'll get your article done soon.
 
WOW. is really all i have to say about the quality of the article i just got in my email.

On purpose when testing new writers i am vague as far as specific topics as much as I am about what point i'm trying to convey, etc.. (plus occasionally the keyword, etc.).. It usually shows whether or not they're just copying someone elses article or spinning a plr.

This was GOLDEN. Read like a real post/article, no spelling or grammatical errors (the first for any writer i've found on WF), but most importantly, it conveyed not only the point i wanted to get across, but in a marketable/informative way. I.e. A+ work. I've given shitty reviews in the past when i've gotten back shitty work, so if you think i'm just trying to boost up a friend looking for work you're wrong. This is the real deal. Yes, an actual writer. Yes, that's why his pricing isn't bottom barrel.... you don't get what you pay for with this guy.. you get MORE.

will def. do work with you again.
thanks
-B
 
brentdev said:
WOW. is really all i have to say about the quality of the article i just got in my email.

On purpose when testing new writers i am vague as far as specific topics as much as I am about what point i'm trying to convey, etc.. (plus occasionally the keyword, etc.).. It usually shows whether or not they're just copying someone elses article or spinning a plr.

This was GOLDEN. Read like a real post/article, no spelling or grammatical errors (the first for any writer i've found on WF), but most importantly, it conveyed not only the point i wanted to get across, but in a marketable/informative way. I.e. A+ work. I've given shitty reviews in the past when i've gotten back shitty work, so if you think i'm just trying to boost up a friend looking for work you're wrong. This is the real deal. Yes, an actual writer. Yes, that's why his pricing isn't bottom barrel.... you don't get what you pay for with this guy.. you get MORE.

will def. do work with you again.
thanks
-B
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Thanks for the review.
 
do i qualify for a review copy? (yeah, I'm not mathematically retarded, I know that 200+ < 300, but I'm not a one-post wonder and I can provide a genuine review).
 
Just had my review and I'm pleased, both for the time it took and the quality of the article. It's well researched, grammatically sound and easily readable.

I've asked Kenny for another 10.
 
Me again!! I am just editing my article and i have to say it is actaully a lot better than i first thought when i scanned it. His tone is perfectly engaging, his vocabulary is strong and there is plenty for me to play with. If you are like me and you are looking for actual content as opposed to just linkbuilding bulk stuff... Then this guy's work might actually be better than tits!! In order to test this theory here are some tits:
JESSEMLICK-580x386.jpg

Give him a try really and see for yourself!! I have had 4 review copies this week from different people and this one was the fastest to arrive and the best quality by quite a way.
Thanks again!
:D
 
greyhat said:
Me again!! I am just editing my article and i have to say it is actaully a lot better than i first thought when i scanned it. His tone is perfectly engaging, his vocabulary is strong and there is plenty for me to play with. If you are like me and you are looking for actual content as opposed to just linkbuilding bulk stuff... Then this guy's work might actually be better than tits!! In order to test this theory here are some tits:
JESSEMLICK-580x386.jpg

Give him a try really and see for yourself!! I have had 4 review copies this week from different people and this one was the fastest to arrive and the best quality by quite a way.
Thanks again!
:D
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Thanks. Appreciate the tits.

...and the review.
 
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