Any reliable High Risk Merchant Account providers?

Donnie Darko

Donnie Darko

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Can't find a completely appropriate section to post this under, so I'm posting it here.

Sick of suckers that we are forced to work with, so I'm looking for a reliable high risk merchant account provider. I know there probably isn't one, but eh, asking is worth a try.
 
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High Risk Merchant Agents

I have direct access to over 200 banks with a closing rate of 75-85%. We process any high risk account. $100k a month min. Looking for agents. We are straight forward and honest. Email me at bonkmobile80@yahoo.com.
 
amateursurgeon said:
Lulz.

Nothing says "trust me" like Comic Sans MS, single post, and a yahoo mail account.
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Sounds to me like someone is jealous??? You want to call me out bc of a font and email address??? We are real and have a direct connection to major banks in the US and off-shore through a family friend... But you cant trust me??? Get a live... Don't be made bc we have a extremely high closing rate and don't have all the middle men to go through. U want a nother email thats not yahoo? laskeyms@gmail.com
 
bonkmobile said:
Sounds to me like someone is jealous??? You want to call me out bc of a font and email address??? We are real and have a direct connection to major banks in the US and off-shore through a family friend... But you cant trust me??? Get a live... Don't be made bc we have a extremely high closing rate and don't have all the middle men to go through. U want a nother email thats not yahoo? laskeyms@gmail.com
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I didn't think you could possibly come off as more unprofessional, i was apparently wrong, fuck off.
 
bonkmobile said:
I have direct access to over 200 banks with a closing rate of 75-85%. We process any high risk account. $100k a month min. Looking for agents. We are straight forward and honest. Email me at bonkmobile80@yahoo.com.
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bonkmobile said:
Sounds to me like someone is jealous??? You want to call me out bc of a font and email address??? We are real and have a direct connection to major banks in the US and off-shore through a family friend... But you cant trust me??? Get a live... Don't be made bc we have a extremely high closing rate and don't have all the middle men to go through. U want a nother email thats not yahoo? laskeyms@gmail.com
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I'd go with them, seems legit. Nothing shows more credibility than using a yahoo and gmail address.
 
bizzykehl said:
I didn't think you could possibly come off as more unprofessional, i was apparently wrong, fuck off.
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Fuck off ??? Now that's real professional... I was just stating a simple fact and defending myself. I get called untrustworthy bc of the font and email address i used. That's not professional!!!
 
bonkmobile said:
Fuck off ??? Now that's real professional... I was just stating a simple fact and defending myself. I get called untrustworthy bc of the font and email address i used. That's not professional!!!
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Hey bro, everyones a little heated after what happened here If you can just tell us you wont do what everyone here did, then we'd trust you alot more.
 
stick2Herbs said:
Hey bro, everyones a little heated after what happened here If you can just tell us you wont do what everyone here did, then we'd trust you alot more.
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I'm not heated at all just having a good old convo. What did everyone here do? I'm not hear to bs people or scam anyone. I'm only here to make money and sure y'all are also.
 
I'm not heated at all just having a good old convo. What did everyone here do? I'm not hear to bs people or scam anyone. I'm only here to make money and sure y'all are also.
 
LOL...bro bonkmobile...the more you get agitated and angry, the more will people throw stones at ya...so bail out quietly...
 
iliketurtles said:
LOL...bro bonkmobile...the more you get agitated and angry, the more will people throw stones at ya...so bail out quietly...
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Yeah sorry i don't bail out like some punk kid. I stand up for myself. Keep throwing your stones bc i'm not going anywhere :action-smiley-052:
 
bonkmobile said:
Yeah sorry i don't bail out like some punk kid. I stand up for myself. Keep throwing your stones bc i'm not going anywhere :action-smiley-052:
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE

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