1 Weird Trick to Dress Like a Boss

Josss said:
For my 100th post after 3 years of hard lurking I might as well make a sage point.

To the fucktard whoever owns that youtube Channel, well...

I've been to seminars ran by "goo-roos" where there has been at least ONE, yes ONE scruffy little fuckbag sat in one of these spots either:


  • The back of the room
  • the side of the room
  • NEVER EVER in the middle of the room
But do you know what, that guy is identified as an aff marketer, he doesn't need a fucking suit or a fucking ego trip.

Yet, and a small yet, he's the dude who stuffs his notepad full of notes, hangs out in the bar after the shitfest "goo-roo" presentation, and listens to all the new products those fagbags are mouthing off about to increase their e-penis size, then guess what our mystery fucking guest does?

He goes home and launch jacks the lot of them.

Remember dickwads:

The guy who dresses the loudest is also the weakest.

Never had so much lolllzzzzz watching that bunch of fags in that vid.
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Josss said:
But do you know what, that guy is identified as an aff marketer, he doesn't need a fucking suit or a fucking ego trip.
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Because affiliate marketers are known for not having ego trips or bad suits...

...riiiiight.
 
So, basically this is Queer Eye for the Straight Guy but with an ambiguously gay(?) host and a bunch of uncomfortable, ambiguously heterosexual(?) clients.

Also, from the comments on YT:

Chris Thompson - 2 weeks ago

Has anyone else stopped wearing gym shoes since they've begun watching Alpha's videos?
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mojoG192 - 2 weeks ago

Hey Alpha. I'm turning 29 and I've been tearing it up in finance but sucking major a&& in the suit department. Should suit paints be worn on the hips or waist. 
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SCDObserver - 2 weeks ago

Alpha M might not like it, but he's a true metrosexual straight man. I meant that as a compliment.
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Freal, though, the YT channel seems to have a rapidly growing base of loyal subscribers. I see success in its future.
 
Bottom-line is that Aaron Marino and I Am Alpha M. Doesn't sell products, we sell confidence. Step inside the world of alpha m. to unlock your true potential and get more out of life than you ever dreamed possible.

'sup marketers? If it's not a bizop lander your brain does not compute?
 
James_Clarke said:
Subscribe to this Youtube channel.

Alpha M knows his shit and gives great advice on things your mom didn't tell you and you were too afraid to ask.

He has all sorts of great content from "how to treat stinky balls" and "how to cuff your pants" to the awesome transformations:

From Rock Star to CEO: Alpha M Project SE1 EP4 - YouTube
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This is the gayest video I've ever seen.

I'm speechless.

Does he even know that nose hair is necessary to stop harfmul micro-organisms from entering your lungs?
 
I actually wasted a few mins of my life and watched the entire video in the OP.

What he did is COMPLETELY kill the guy's style and turn him into another straight-ass suit guy.

The vest he made him throw away at the beginning was actually really nice and fit his style perfectly.
 
I think Alpha M did a great job. The old suit was complete shit and the new one is fucking amazing. Also fits him a lot better.

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avatar33 said:
I actually wasted a few mins of my life and watched the entire video in the OP.

What he did is COMPLETELY kill the guy's style and turn him into another straight-ass suit guy.

The vest he made him throw away at the beginning was actually really nice and fit his style perfectly.
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Remember that this guy obviously didn't have that much preference one way or another because he wanted this guy to come in and change his style - that's not something that people who have strong opinions about their look do. All in all, if the guy is happy with the new style this guy gave him it's pretty irrelevant if you like his new style or not - there's the attitude that you are looking for.
 
Bunch of peasants up in hur, up in hur....

Yeah, it's cool to sit around in your underwear all day and never wear anything other than sandals and t-shirts... Hell, that's what I wear 99% of the time.

However, having some style, wearing a nice, tailored suit and looking good doing it isn't a fucking bad thing.

You should take some pride in the way you look! And God forbid you ever need to attend an event that is out of your income level, at least you wont look like a fucking retard doing it!

#dressforsuccessfaggots
 
James_Clarke said:
I think Alpha M did a great job. The old suit was complete shit and the new one is fucking amazing. Also fits him a lot better.

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Hmmm. The one on the left is sober and business-like, but obviously doesn't fit him well. A bit of tailoring, and it would be excellent.

The one on the right makes him look like a PHAGGOT CARNIVAL BARKER. All he needs is a fucking straw hat and a fucking megaphone outside the fucking freak tent.

Lemme guess which one YOU like?

PS: Don't even get me started on that Faggot Hair on a man his age, for fucks sake.
 
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