[18+]Brazzers RealityKings Accounts

[phrench]

^^ lol

 

[coolplay]

The Review:

While sitting at my computer trying to be as productive as possible, I noticed that on one of my nineteen currently opened Firefox tabs that I had a new e-mail. Not really knowing what to expect, I headed on over there to find a message from sskolya1. It contained no greetings or salutations, nor did it try to converse me in any way. The e-mail was straight up fucking bizz-nass with just the user name and password contained within.

Hopping on over the website, I logged in while hoping my girlfriend wouldn't come over and try to talk to me about something retarded and discover a bunch of ghetto bootied girls getting porked in the ass. That wouldn't have turned out well. I'm sure of it.

After plugging in the user name and password... it logged me in. It worked. Bing, bang, boom. Not sure what else there is to say.

No wonder you are the king of content creation, lol, story telling style review, I LIKE IT!

 

[Bofu2U]

UPDATE: Shit don't work no mo.

So uhhh... yeah. Buyer beware for fucking sho.

Quoted for emphasis.

 

[Bofu2U]

As cracka opened brazzers with pure determination in his eyes, AstroGlide in his left hand and his three inch unit in the right; he stared at the message that was about to change his entire busting session: login credentials invalid. As he scurries around looking to verify the said details he couldn't help but shed a tear, as now the hope turned to his alternative - PornHub.com. "Free for Me!" he said with glee, as now his busting session could commence with the everlasting slide of AstroGlide.

AstroGlide - for everlasting slide and busting inside.

(just woke up, woot)

 

[Jizzlobber]

Where's the fucking boobs?

 

[Crackajg]

As cracka opened brazzers with pure determination in his eyes, AstroGlide in his left hand and his three inch unit in the right; he stared at the message that was about to change his entire busting session: login credentials invalid. As he scurries around looking to verify the said details he couldn't help but shed a tear, as now the hope turned to his alternative - PornHub.com. "Free for Me!" he said with glee, as now his busting session could commence with the everlasting slide of AstroGlide.

AstroGlide - for everlasting slide and busting inside.

(just woke up, woot)

LMAO.

Haha you forgot to note the timestamp when I told everybody it didn't work anymore.

 

[Bofu2U]

Touche.

 

[Crackajg]

I wonder how much money this dude thought he'd get away with before everybody wanted to stab his fucking entrails out. And I didn't even pay him anything.

Nothing like maybe, possibly making away with $10 like a bandit. Fucker.

 

[Bofu2U]

That's 2 meals at McDonalds, son.

 

[Crackajg]

Or 10 meals off the dollar menu. Or maybe a handjob at a grimy strip club!