2 Years In Prison - A Man's Story
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Doesn't really add up? Only possible explanation would be that he started writing this piece and finished it later. But he wrote the 2nd quoted paragraph like he did all those things in one take (engrish? I guess you know what I mean) just as soon as he got out and before he started writing the list.
He's trolling, trust me - his story is complete bullshit. I spent 7 years in Michigan's prison system and I can assure you this guy has never been there. Granted it's been awhile for me, but I still have friends inside and I know bullshit when I read it.
Dead Giveaways:
The Aryan Brotherhood does not have a significant presence in Michigan. There may be a few members or wannabe's but that's it.
There were not even close to the number of murders he claims in Michigan prisons. I knew it didn't sound right - looked it up and confirmed it.
Nobody calls the guards "screws" (At least not here). Everybody calls them CO's (Corrections officers).
You can't do phone banking from inside because you have to submit a list of up to 20 numbers that you might want to call - and they have to be approved. All calls are monitored and they have software that prevents 3-way calling or other tricks.
Nobody pronounces "Level 5" as "Level V". Inmates are retarded but everyone knows what a fucking roman numeral V is, and they sure as hell know what level prison they are in.
Rape almost never happens.
Almost every prison has exercise equipment (bought by the prisoners fund which is collected as a tax on prisoners store bought goods). Anything can be used as a weapon, but the administrators know that men are less antsy and violent when they have something to use their energy on so they always make sure to have weights since it makes the prison easier to run.
Nobody calls it "solitary" in Michigan. The hole is the hole. And nobody is sent to the hole to open up bed space lol. Convicts are kept in overcrowded county jails until a bed opens up for them in prison.
His story visiting day is complete fabrication. You can deny a visit very easily and the CO's don't give a shit one way or the other.
You don't get an allowance to spend on food. If you have a prison job you earn the meager few dollars to spend in the store, if you don't have a job you get nothing.
Candy isn't used as currency, tobacco and soap is.
Parole is 2 years, not 1. That's not something you would forget.
There is no "DA" in Michigan, its a prosecutor.
His story about the CO's "redialing" the phone for you is fucking funny. Not only does it go completely against the way the phone system works, but you have to pay for your phone calls so that story gets double lulz.
I could go on and on and on but I can't read any further. Cliff Notes version - you've been trolled.
Dead Giveaways:
The Aryan Brotherhood does not have a significant presence in Michigan. There may be a few members or wannabe's but that's it.
There were not even close to the number of murders he claims in Michigan prisons. I knew it didn't sound right - looked it up and confirmed it.
Nobody calls the guards "screws" (At least not here). Everybody calls them CO's (Corrections officers).
You can't do phone banking from inside because you have to submit a list of up to 20 numbers that you might want to call - and they have to be approved. All calls are monitored and they have software that prevents 3-way calling or other tricks.
Nobody pronounces "Level 5" as "Level V". Inmates are retarded but everyone knows what a fucking roman numeral V is, and they sure as hell know what level prison they are in.
Rape almost never happens.
Almost every prison has exercise equipment (bought by the prisoners fund which is collected as a tax on prisoners store bought goods). Anything can be used as a weapon, but the administrators know that men are less antsy and violent when they have something to use their energy on so they always make sure to have weights since it makes the prison easier to run.
Nobody calls it "solitary" in Michigan. The hole is the hole. And nobody is sent to the hole to open up bed space lol. Convicts are kept in overcrowded county jails until a bed opens up for them in prison.
His story visiting day is complete fabrication. You can deny a visit very easily and the CO's don't give a shit one way or the other.
You don't get an allowance to spend on food. If you have a prison job you earn the meager few dollars to spend in the store, if you don't have a job you get nothing.
Candy isn't used as currency, tobacco and soap is.
Parole is 2 years, not 1. That's not something you would forget.
There is no "DA" in Michigan, its a prosecutor.
His story about the CO's "redialing" the phone for you is fucking funny. Not only does it go completely against the way the phone system works, but you have to pay for your phone calls so that story gets double lulz.
I could go on and on and on but I can't read any further. Cliff Notes version - you've been trolled.
I met Al Sharpton in county. I was there with my mother to visit her family and we were in line to go through the metal detector for Sunday visitation. He was standing in line directly behind us and ignored my mother who said hello.
Fuck Al Sharpton with a corkscrew.
Also, who the heck regains their freedom and runs to a message board? Just sayin...
Yeah I'm pretty sure Unarmed is right about it being a troll. I thought all of the british spellings were a little weird when I was reading it. "flavours" "rumours" "favourite" etc
Also looks like "screw" is british slang for prison officer lol BBC NEWS | UK | A Screw in the system
Also looks like "screw" is british slang for prison officer lol BBC NEWS | UK | A Screw in the system
