2 Years In Prison - A Man's Story

tacoX said:
Makes me grateful that I'm on the other side... jeeze. Everyday is a gift.
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Exactly what I am thinking.

Now it makes me grateful for whatever happens, either the good or bad, in the outside world.

Hell, I'd rather work a 9-5 at Mickey D's than be in prison after reading that.

Gah, now it's making me more productive and cherishing my work.
 


This story is complete bullshit, If you've ever seen anyone get stabbed, you'd know it's complete bullshit.
 
One day he comes back for lock down, takes a hit and after a few minutes says - this isn't H, try it. And it turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.
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LOL! This shit sounds like the troll's wet dream or smth..
 
One day he comes back for lock down, takes a hit and after a few minutes says - this isn't H, try it. And it turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.
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Good thing I read the comments before reading because that is long as hell.

On a related topic, I can't wait to see the Omar Broadway documentary on HBO.

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I know nothing about prison, but Gunman you have any idea how he would get a camera inside? Only thing I can guess is he had help from a guard.

Damn, apparently I missed it because it aired on July 14th.
 
That HBO documentary "An Omar Broadway Film" looks insaaaane! But I guess its about time that happens, I mean if guys could sneak cell phones and guns into prison, why not a video camera?

I couldn't be bothered with reading the original story because of two VERY important factors.

1- WTF is up with those gay horses at the top of the forum!?

2- The author starts off with some bullshit about how he figured he'd document his stay in prison so he could post it on his favorite forum. -- RED FLAG -- I dunno if its just me, but the last thought that would ever cross my mind if it were me would be about posting this on a forum so that my other internet pals could read about it and 'discuss'. Riiiight. So it immediately seems a lil fishy.

After reading comments here I'm just going to assume the original story was written by a very dedicated forum troll, with way too much time on his hands.

Prison really scares the shit out of me. In fact, no one I know, not even people who work for private prison corps are not terrified of the idea of being inside prison (as a prisoner especially). Although US prisons are a cakewalk compared to say, Russian prisons. But its still prison.

But to me, the most terrifying idea of prison itself is that its all one big clusterfuck of attempts to control chaos from all sides that is utterly impossible to actually accomplish, from both the administrative end and prisoner end.
 
whats the deal with the guy trying to rip out his guts with his hands and why wouldn't they call it stabbed I mean making a hole is not better.
Anyways Fuck gay horses
 
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