20 Marriage Tips - WF's thoughts?

BabyGotBacklink said:
Ahhh Jake. But I never said what I was offering in return did I?

-I promise to support you in caring for your elderly parents, they will be living with us not us with them (there is a difference)

-I promise I will always want to work (so please don't ask me not to)

- I promise to be responsible for the birth control. I promise to do everything humanly possible not to have kids if we aren't planning on it.

- I promise to be fiercely loyal, thick and thin and help you bury the body if need be.

- I promise that in exchange for you taking care of/paying for the heavy lifting, the yard work and the car maintenence that I will take care of household matters either by doing them myself or paying for them. (cooking and cleaning, and yes it's being outsourced fyi)

-I promise to be happy to have some sort of sex with you at least 6 days a week barring serious illness.

-I promise to shave my legs and not be lazy about my appearance.

-I promise to let everyone think you wear the pants ;)

Sounds fair right?
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You had me at "6 days a week." :banana_sml:
 


That list really sounds like a woman wrote it.

20 Marriage Tips from a guy that has been married should look more like...

#1. Don't get married.
#2. Don't get married.
#3. Don't get married.
#4. Don't get married.
#5. Don't get married.
#6. Don't get married.
#7. Don't get married.
#8. Don't get married.
#9. Don't get married.
#10. Don't get married.
#11. Don't get married.
#12. Don't get married.
#13. Don't get married.
#14. Don't get married.
#15. Don't get married.
#16. Don't get married.
#17. Don't get married.
#18. Don't get married.
#19. Don't get married.
#20. Don't get married.
 
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medicalhumor said:
Jake and babygotbacklinks, sitting in a tree...
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haha very unlikely, my friend. I've met very few females with whom I can spend more than a few minutes without wishing I were with someone else. And I've been around plenty to know.

For everyone, here is a scathing article by Karen Straughan (tomaszjot posted a video from her here). A teaser:

If you want to know why men are running away from marriage, children and beta provisioning, one major reason is that the women available to these working class men are flat out disgusting. Take a look for yourself. What man of normal mental health and active libido wants to romantically woo and date, let alone marry, a beastly, waddling tatted mountain of pustulence with the issue of three other men barking and nipping at her cankles?

And let’s not forget that economically empowered and government-assisted women, slaves to their hypergamous impulse for higher status mates than themselves, can’t help but winnow the pool of men deemed acceptable marriage material. When women say “there are no good men left”, what the astute observer hears is “there are no good men left thanks to a combination of my increased expectations and decreased attractiveness."
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Marriage is an exchange. Like every voluntary exchange, both parties must gain some perceived benefit that is valued higher than the item they are sacrificing to obtain it (independence, unrestricted sex with others, etc.).

The problem is, men are largely delusional. They sacrifice much to obtain a benefit that is unrealistic.
 
12)BE WILLING TO TAKE HER SEXUALLY, to carry her away in the power of your masculine presence, to consume her and devour her with your strength, and to penetrate her to the deepest levels of her soul. Let her melt into her feminine softness as she knows she can trust you fully.
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Obviously written by some broad who spends her days eating Haggen Dazs and reading books with Fabio on the cover.
 
BabyGotBacklink said:
some sort of sex with you at least 6 days a week barring serious illness.
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Man, that's a huge deal breaker for me. Only SOME SORT OF SEX and only 6 days a week? I know I'm a freak, but I need sex at least 2 twice a day every day and 3-4 times a day if I'm feeling especially horny. My sessions usually last at least 30 minutes, but an hour plus is not uncommon.

Also, I expect that should her pussy become sore that my woman either fully satisfy me with her other holes or be cool with me taking another woman to bed.

This is a large part of why I have stayed single. Crazy high sexual libido of mine. Very few girls have been able to keep up and they usually get jealous/bitchy when I take a second girl.
 
JakeStratham said:
Absolutely not. I am no one's pack mule, least of all yours. If something breaks, I promise to pay half of the repair cost or put in half the effort toward fixing it. If you want something heavy moved, move it yourself or hire someone.
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I guess some people are just different.

I say to that "where do you want me to move that mountain my Queen."



Dont be weak pathetic beta bitches, shake the earth mother fuckers.
 
been married for 80 years, my advice? vaginas tend to collect dust after 80 years. use lysol to clean that shit out of that clit
 
JakeStratham said:
Marriage is an exchange. Like every voluntary exchange, both parties must gain some perceived benefit that is valued higher than the item they are sacrificing to obtain it (independence, unrestricted sex with others, etc.).

The problem is, men are largely delusional. They sacrifice much to obtain a benefit that is unrealistic.
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Ok and flip side is that if I am bringing my female A game and you are bitching about having to be the man then I will go find a big strong alpha to carry heavy things for me. Goes both ways. If I'm feeding you, washing your clothes, cleaning up after you, blowing you, wearing that garter belt you like and living off celery to not get fat then I'm going to tell you to fuck off when you whine about taking the car for an oil change...

Sure, we can play it the very "fashionable" "modern" "enlightened" way, split the bills down the middle... I cook and you do the dishes ... we outsource anything we can't agree on and split costs yadda yadda yadda. Or you can bring your A game and I'll bring mine.

Would you trade mowing the lawn, fixing the blender and killing spiders for dinner, ironed shirts, hotel sex and someone to treat you like a king in your castle? Because that's supposed to be the trade off right? A good man gets a good woman. When both sides do it right it is a happy situation. Mutual respect and help, give and take. Hate fixing things? Pay for it. I'll be paying the housekeeper and the dry cleaners out of my pocket.

I'm sorry if you have been burned by shrew feminists. (I hate those bitches too) But it does go both ways.
 
I didn't read any of the above posts because I don't care about marriage.

Did anyone read these comments, though? One in particular made me rofl hard.

I was ready to divorce my husband after about 6 years of marriage. I went and talked with a Pastor and told him how I felt. I also told him I knew I needed to get myself right with God. I gave my heart to the Lord and then the Pastor prayed and asked God to fill my heart so full of God's love that it would overflow for my husband. It worked!!! I stopped looking at him with "I wish you were different" and in about 3 weeks I realized that God gave me back my love for my husband. Since then he has asked God into his heart. WE WILL BE CELEBRATING OUR 53RD WEDDING ANNIVERSARY THIS OCTOBER. GOD'S LOVE WORKS. IT LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY
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That is like the perfect testimonial if anyone ever wants to sell god on Clickbank.
 
1.) Don't be a bitch.
2.) Share the traffic cones with her once in awhile, don't hog them all to yourself.
3.) Be a man, but understand care must be taken as she's a woman.
 
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