220 pound plus woman asks for extra mayo on sub

[Dumbass]

On the fly today got two subs from JJohns, they slather the subs in mayo and have been tempted to say light on the mayo but...

Today big big girl comes in and asks decidedly for EXTRA MAYO on her sub. WTF??

I wanted to ask her if she was trying to get fatter but discretion prevailed....

Am I being obtuse or coarse or unduly harsh ?:bigear:

 

[dreamache]

No, you're just being observant of the habits in which typical fat people got where they are.

 

[barman]

This thread would've been better if you didn't pussy out and actually said something to her then someone recorded her fat ass beating you to death and it got on youtube

 

[DanWesson]

Wait. You order two subs and want to stick your nose into a stranger's business over whatever condiment in whatever proportion she wants to put on her sandwich?
Dumbass.

 

[crackp0t]

Wait. You order two subs and want to stick your nose into a stranger's business over whatever condiment in whatever proportion she wants to put on her sandwich?
Dumbass.

Not everyone eats alone in their moms basement

 

[Kstanki2]

Yes, fat people tend to eat more. You should publish a scholarly paper on your findings.

 

[DanWesson]

Not everyone eats alone in their moms basement

Oh. Well, I prefer to get my four-sub order on basement delivery with an extra pint of mayo which I slather on my body before I cue up Biggest Loser and see if I can eat them all before the first commercial break.

 

[crackp0t]

Oh. Well, I prefer to get my four-sub order on basement delivery with an extra pint of mayo which I slather on my body before I cue up Biggest Loser and see if I can eat them all before the first commercial break.

Please stop posting pictures of me thx.

 

[Dumbass]

Wait. You order two subs and want to stick your nose into a stranger's business over whatever condiment in whatever proportion she wants to put on her sandwich?
Dumbass.

I KNEW she had a boyfriend. Here's something you'll need for her butter face:anon.sml:

 

[amateursurgeon]

You should have offered her some of your special "man mayo".

We all know that's what you REALLY wanted to do. You're just posting this in the vain hope of relieving your self-loathing at having missed yet ANOTHER opportunity to improve the food of obese people with your glandular condiments.