24 years old, I was about to lose my virginity but when she saw my penis she laughed
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I thought you were were joking man, only way to climb out of this shame is to meet another girl who doesnt laugh at you and the fully erect penis. Plenty of those around, I am thinking that girl probably has fucked guys with huge dongs, meaning me. Thanks
THEY LAUGHED WHEN I SAT DOWN AT THE PIANO AND THEY SAW MY PENIS,
BUT WHEN I STARTED TO PLAY WITH IT!~
BUT WHEN I STARTED TO PLAY WITH IT!~
I know this is troll, but relevant:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcJoTREXxwU]Curb Your Enthusiasm - Huge Vagina - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcJoTREXxwU]Curb Your Enthusiasm - Huge Vagina - YouTube[/ame]
sniff sniff.. do I smell BULLSHIT?!
1. Biologically and technically bullshit. The G-spot is only 4-5 cm in the vagina, if you're penis is longer than that you can give her good sex. In terms of sex penis size means less than 20% imo. Other stuff that's more important, dominance, emotion, creativity. Google or torrent "sex god method".
2. Emotionally bullshit. Girls don't give a fuck about penis size regardless of what they say, they do give a fuck about feeling good emotionally, and penis size does add to that. There are so many other things that do too though.
pick up her, spin her around, leave your bedroom door slightly open and slam her into it (softly) so it makes a noise as it shuts, tease her. I know this is hard when you're a virgin, but you'll find your own style, don't take this word for word either.
Conclusion, just be comfortable with who you are and share yourself with her genuinely. Some girls won't like you, but some girls definately will. Girl's tastes in guys are as varied as their tastes in food. To those who don't I say fuck them, they don't know what there missing out on. Build relationships with girls or people in general who like you and respect you for who you are, trust me no matter how quirky you are, if u express yourself genuinely there are girls who will like you.
and yes there are girls who like geeky guys with small dicks (no i am not trolling I kind of fall in this category). I've had chick friends who say aww my x-bf's dick was so huge that it hurt, and i am so much more statisfied with a guy with a smaller one.
check out attractioninstitute.org, run by a guy on wickedfire and a mate of mine
1. Biologically and technically bullshit. The G-spot is only 4-5 cm in the vagina, if you're penis is longer than that you can give her good sex. In terms of sex penis size means less than 20% imo. Other stuff that's more important, dominance, emotion, creativity. Google or torrent "sex god method".
2. Emotionally bullshit. Girls don't give a fuck about penis size regardless of what they say, they do give a fuck about feeling good emotionally, and penis size does add to that. There are so many other things that do too though.
pick up her, spin her around, leave your bedroom door slightly open and slam her into it (softly) so it makes a noise as it shuts, tease her. I know this is hard when you're a virgin, but you'll find your own style, don't take this word for word either.
Conclusion, just be comfortable with who you are and share yourself with her genuinely. Some girls won't like you, but some girls definately will. Girl's tastes in guys are as varied as their tastes in food. To those who don't I say fuck them, they don't know what there missing out on. Build relationships with girls or people in general who like you and respect you for who you are, trust me no matter how quirky you are, if u express yourself genuinely there are girls who will like you.
and yes there are girls who like geeky guys with small dicks (no i am not trolling I kind of fall in this category). I've had chick friends who say aww my x-bf's dick was so huge that it hurt, and i am so much more statisfied with a guy with a smaller one.
check out attractioninstitute.org, run by a guy on wickedfire and a mate of mine
Cute personal story about a girl walking out on you and shattering yourself esteem, this has never happened to me because I was born king shit.
BULLSHIT, this is everyone's lifestory, I've had stuff like this happen to me multiple times, and I hit rock bottom. Everytime I did, I swore I would put every ounch of my energy into building myself esteem, so that this would never happen again.
Guess what, it happened again, multiple times, girl of my dreams (at the time) walking out on me.
It's been 5 years since I made that first vow to improve myself. Slowly, painfully, but rewardingly, you learn, you grow. In hind sight hitting rock bottom is the best most motivating thing that has ever happened to me. It will forge u into a stronger man.
Also torrent or google "blue print tyler durden rsd"
Good luck on your journey bro
**enough d & m shit for one day from me ahhaha
BULLSHIT, this is everyone's lifestory, I've had stuff like this happen to me multiple times, and I hit rock bottom. Everytime I did, I swore I would put every ounch of my energy into building myself esteem, so that this would never happen again.
Guess what, it happened again, multiple times, girl of my dreams (at the time) walking out on me.
It's been 5 years since I made that first vow to improve myself. Slowly, painfully, but rewardingly, you learn, you grow. In hind sight hitting rock bottom is the best most motivating thing that has ever happened to me. It will forge u into a stronger man.
Also torrent or google "blue print tyler durden rsd"
Good luck on your journey bro
**enough d & m shit for one day from me ahhaha
I've have it on good authority (i.e. several girls) that size does matter... but most men worry about the wrong dimensions. It's girth, not length, as long as length is below a certain minimum.
Overly long penis = bruised cervix.
Overly long penis = bruised cervix.
Really? If it's true, this chick is a bitch.
Do yourself a favor... go hire a hot ass hooker and get it over with. Watch a bunch of porn and go pretend you are the porn star. Get creative and tap that ass every which way you can imagine. After that you will be THE man in your mind and that's all that matters. Women are most attracted to the swagger. Be confident, not cocky, although some chicks are too dumb to tell the difference.
P.S. trust me on this, I am a chick.
Do yourself a favor... go hire a hot ass hooker and get it over with. Watch a bunch of porn and go pretend you are the porn star. Get creative and tap that ass every which way you can imagine. After that you will be THE man in your mind and that's all that matters. Women are most attracted to the swagger. Be confident, not cocky, although some chicks are too dumb to tell the difference.
P.S. trust me on this, I am a chick.
my friend
2 things
1. go out and make alot of money.. that will make you feel better.
its amazing how beautiful your penis will be when you banking lots of cash.
2. and even better get the hell out of the U.S. U.S women are the worst in the world. your better off with other cultures like latinas..
2 things
1. go out and make alot of money.. that will make you feel better.
its amazing how beautiful your penis will be when you banking lots of cash.
2. and even better get the hell out of the U.S. U.S women are the worst in the world. your better off with other cultures like latinas..
/Gut laughs at this thread.
Oh man, the first rule of small penis club is....
Of course I wouldn't know any of the rules, I piss on the rules, with my big penis.
Oh man, the first rule of small penis club is....
Of course I wouldn't know any of the rules, I piss on the rules, with my big penis.