44 sheeple sacrificed to honor Obama

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I used to sell Insanity Wood back in ought three.
Yep, thems were the days... I believe the fashion at the time was to have an onion on your belt whilst listening to Korn. Vegetables were the in thing after all.
Then I stopped listening to Korn after they changed their name to Maize in a deal to promote a native American casino.
 
^^ that pic is the shit! lol...... No disrespect to Senator McCain thought.

I am a total geek as I've been walking around the past couple of days saying one of his most inspirational lines "We Are Americans!!! We Never Hide From History...WE MAKE HISTORY!!!"

Yes, I know nationalism is a bit dorky but some times you've got to let the Swedes know ;)
 
I was eating my oatmeal this morning and it looked like my spoon was melting...LOL it was just the reflection of the ceiling fan. Everything's cool.
 
HarveyJ said:
I used to sell Insanity Wood back in ought three.
Yep, thems were the days... I believe the fashion at the time was to have an onion on your belt whilst listening to Korn. Vegetables were the in thing after all.
Then I stopped listening to Korn after they changed their name to Maize in a deal to promote a native American casino.
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Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.
 
Jizzlobber said:
I was eating my oatmeal this morning and it looked like my spoon was melting...LOL it was just the reflection of the ceiling fan. Everything's cool.
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What kind of oatmeal? Hubby likes to his with blueberries but he makes mine with Cinnamon . Yum.
 
turbolapp said:
What kind of oatmeal?
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The real deal - Quaker Oats, not instant. I went with brown sugar and some frozen wild blackberries I picked this summer. Was good except for the occasional berry pit. Some times I freak it up with some of that fruity trail mix.
 
Jizzlobber said:
The real deal - Quaker Oats, not instant. I went with brown sugar and some frozen wild blackberries I picked this summer. Was good except for the occasional berry pit. Some times I freak it up with some of that fruity trail mix.
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We do the real deal too. It's the only way to roll.

You should try it with Cinnamon some time. It's a natural metabolism booster, you know.
 
Cavemen? I don't know about that one... But I did pour hot wax on my balls once.

It hurt, and Ive never been able to eat pizza with a spork ever since...
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Phre0nBurn said:
Cavemen? I don't know about that one... But I did pour hot wax on my balls once.

It hurt, and Ive never been able to eat pizza with a spork ever since...
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Pussy!
I pour hot wax on MY balls every 4-6 weeks... Then I rip it off real fast!
It used to be about depilation, now it's just about the fun.

Although yeah, I do have the same problem with the pizza now :(


Oh yeah, does anyone know where to get the strap on that the Asian chick has?
Affiliate link more than acceptable in this instance. It gives me an idea for a domain I've got.
 
I am so confused.:( What does oatmeal, ball waxing, and man boob pictures have to do with the goats sacrificed to Obama? Isn't this thread about goats???... a subject near and dear to my heart?

And what is the story on Obama's religion? First, I heard he was a black Muslim, then the News said he was a Christian, well... these Turkish Muslim goat killers seem to think he is Muslim ... so which is it?

Someone please explain!
 
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