69 year old man and smushing

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jamesc32

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I just had a rather extended conversation with my Dad about all things Jersey Shore.... well, it was more like a session of him telling me that the girls are all very homely, and they are slutty always smushing as he put it.

It was very entertaining hearing my 69 year old father talk about all the drama going on in the show and using words like smush lol

Found it pretty amusing.
 


Jabberwokky said:
Start a twitter account.

Get a tv show.

Profit!!!
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Sadly, he is not consistently funny.

Although he is VERY strange, but he has been that way my whole life.

I used to catch him sitting at the kitchen table, reading the paper, with a tub of margarine and a spoon...just eating it. Sucking it off the spoon like it was peanut butter.

He also drinks the oil from the sardine cans before he eats the sardines.

Come to think of it, he is kind of like a screwed up chuck norris minus the karate.
 
He's a man that knows what he likes. I like it.

I doubt that "shit my dad says" dad is consistently funny either. His son is probably just a good comedian at heart and takes the best excerpts.

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jamesc32 said:
Sadly, he is not consistently funny.

Although he is VERY strange, but he has been that way my whole life.

I used to catch him sitting at the kitchen table, reading the paper, with a tub of margarine and a spoon...just eating it. Sucking it off the spoon like it was peanut butter.

He also drinks the oil from the sardine cans before he eats the sardines.

Come to think of it, he is kind of like a screwed up chuck norris minus the karate.
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