90% of US Bills have traces of Cocaine

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90 percent of U.S. bills carry traces of cocaine - CNN.com

STORY HIGHLIGHTS
  • 100 percent of bills from a few large urban areas tested positive for cocaine
  • Amount of cocaine on money is not enough to cause health risks
  • Money can be contaminated by being put in counting machines with tainted bills

The term "dirty money" is for real.

In the course of its average 20 months in circulation, U.S. currency gets whisked into ATMs, clutched, touched and traded perhaps thousands of times at coffee shops, convenience stores and newsstands. And every touch to every bill brings specks of dirt, food, germs or even drug residue.

Research presented this weekend reinforced previous findings that 90 percent of paper money circulating in U.S. cities contains traces of cocaine.

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I guess kinda shows how well cold hard cash gets around :P
 


That's nothing:


Also found on bills: fecal matter. A 2002 report in the Southern Medical Journal showed found pathogens — including staphylococcus — on 94% of dollar bills tested. Paper money can reportedly carry more germs than a household toilet. And bills are a hospitable environment for gross microbes: viruses and bacteria can live on most surfaces for about 48 hours, but paper money can reportedly transport a live flu virus for up to 17 days. It's enough to make you switch to credit.
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Credit Cards FTW!
 
LogicFlux said:
I wonder how many bills it would take for you to be able to scrape the residue and get high.
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I don't know how many it would take, but you wouldn't scrape them. You'd want to put them into a vat of boiling water and let them soak for about 2 hours. (You'd also want to stir them around from time to time while they're soaking.)

Then you take the bills out and pour the liquid onto wax paper sheets. After the liquid evaporates, you then scrape what is left on the wax paper off to get your Snow.

Although after reading Turbo's reply, you might just sniffing more Shit than Blow!! LOL
 
Midas Touch said:
I don't know how many it would take, but you wouldn't scrape them. You'd want to put them into a vat of boiling water and let them soak for about 2 hours. (You'd also want to stir them around from time to time while they're soaking.)

Then you take the bills out and pour the liquid onto wax paper sheets. After the liquid evaporates, you then scrape what is left on the wax paper off to get your Snow.

Although after reading Turbo's reply, you might just sniffing more Shit than Blow!! LOL
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And wasting a lot of money.
 
Better off ordering loads of coca tea off amazon and making your own blow. heres a link to[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Powdered-Flour-Delisse-Thousand-Grams/dp/B000LZ1SAA/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1250548727&sr=8-9"] coca tea[/ame] and here is a link to [ame="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GYR66T75"]cocaine extraction[/ame] pdf

edit. Megaupload wont hyperlink but the second link is the tek for extraction.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ozk7fnKilU]YouTube - cheech and chong up in smoke[/ame]

we smoking labrador man? (around 2:15)
 
I've known this for awhile. I wonder how convenient it is for all the asset forfeiture rackets out there. If cash all has coke residue, it's probably pretty hard to prove ( when cash goes on trial there is a presumption of guilt) that it is not drug money. If you walk down the street you are a criminal, and if you carry cash you are a drug dealer ( or at least a casually coke snorter).
 
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