A letter from the ex

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Got this letter today... thought I'd share as it's kind of funny. I don't think anyone's ever hated me this much.

I guess she really doesn't get the concept that if you hate someone you are still under their influence.

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I talked with [my friend] yesterday and I'll give your racquet to him.
Although I have no intention of doing anything for you, but I want to avoid being contacted by you ever again.

So as usual I'll take care of this. Our flat is full of your stuff too, but I'll throw those out, if I was stupid enough to help with those anyway.

I want you to carve it into your brain, that I hate you. I think this is serious as it's been a few weeks and this hasn't changed :)

Of course it's typical of you, you are the only guy that could make me think of them as a fucking dick. Of course you're not even worthy of that, as you are a loser, a retard with an inability to live, who uses other people emotionally, stretching things until you completely break the other person. So you've destroyed me enough times, I don't ever want to hear from you again.

Of course I am actually happy, that this happened, at least I have three boyfriends at once now, and I don't feel anything bad. So it's understandable that you always felt like nothing next to me. You are just that!

Bye!
 


OT, but I couldn't help but point out that I read this reply in this guy's voice:

AllBizNiz said:
Doesn't sound like you were laying good pipe brotha.
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Lovin' it dsm! You won't have to worry about her "needing help to move" or anything like that. It's best to make a clean break!
 
Dear girlfriend,

Aside from the pungent odor emanating from your vag, that letter was almost the worst thing I have ever experienced. Coming from you however, it's expected.

I don't know how to say this, but I got a certified letter back from teh state today, my test results.

I'm HIV+.

You should get tested since I used your toothbrush on more than one occasion and all the other times you were exposed.

If you ever contact me again, I'll get a restraining order.

Sincerely,
OP



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THAT should keep her busy for a while.
 
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I love it when people put smiley faces next to angry sentiments. Really. I could write a dissertation on how much this phenomenon intrigues me.
 
bb_wolfe said:
Dear girlfriend,

Aside from the pungent odor emanating from your vag, that letter was almost the worst thing I have ever experienced. Coming from you however, it's expected.

I don't know how to say this, but I got a certified letter back from teh state today, my test results.

I'm HIV+.

You should get tested since I used your toothbrush on more than one occasion and all the other times you were exposed.

If you ever contact me again, I'll get a restraining order.

Sincerely,
OP



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THAT should keep her busy for a while.
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This. By the way brotha, if you lived near me I'd gladly help you go grab some shit. And leave some extra shit. And fuck with her. <3

SKANK!
 
Dear ex girlfriend:

I would have talked to you sooner, but I've been studying with Master Len. Master Len is the only living practitioner of the legendary Falcon Punch. I have been practicing the Falcon Punch every day for the last several months. I have become quite good at it. Perhaps I will show it to you one day.

My Falcon Punch. Let me show you it.

Sincerely - OP
 
I'm actually just pissed off I broke the cd with her webcam performances on.

Seriously... I had some. And it would have been great to remind her of this (of course I still can :))
 
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