A Little Motivation for Everyone !

[rockhard]

Banging anything other than another Asian might be too *ahem* painful.

*I know it's just a stereotype and I'm joking so please don't Kung-Fu me.

*Shit. I just did it again.

Are you insinuating that Asians have small weiners?

 

[ChrisS]

Great. Thanks for putting it in bold, supersize font.

Ass.

 

[ChrisS]

Technically I was insinuating that Asian girls have deliciously tight, small vaginas.

^ That sentence makes things even harder on Eli. Or, rather, Eli even harder.

 

[Deliguy]

Technically I was insinuating that Asian girls have deliciously tight, small vaginas.

^ That sentence makes things even harder on Eli. Or, rather, Eli even harder.

So what you're trying to tell me is....I was born to do an asian!?!

God does have a plan for me!!!!

 

[Uzzz]

i got my yellow belt! High five anyone?

 

[usedcarguy]

I fail to see the motivational factor.. Motivated to stand in line forever to side hug a girl and get a picture taken?

Agreed. It would be a lot cooler if she blew him. How is this motivating?

 

[stack paper]

Agreed. It would be a lot cooler if she blew him. How is this motivating?

Hopefully a closer look at these photos has motivated him to lift a weight and buy some new clothes.

 

[ChrisS]

Awwwww don't piss on his wheaties. He was so proud.




But just so you young-uns know, I'm sure that Uzzzz didn't get his "yellow belt" by waiting in a line like a jackhole for an hour just to stand next to the chick and nervously stammer a few words to her.