So many problems... where to begin?
1) Get the site FML script. It looks better, and it works better, than your terrible site.
2) Get a better domain/URL. Seriously, intylerwetrust.com was the best you could get? Who the fuck is "Tyler"? Why the hell should we trust him? Is he the douche that peed in my soup and spliced porno into my kids movies? Go and get somethign that's actually got some of your damn keywords in it, even if it means you don't get the .COM, like dirtyworksecrets.net
3) If you are going for the FightClub reference, at least make the damn header look right. Go and get someone to carve the site name into a cake of pink soap for you, and take some shots of that against some black, reflective surface.
How things look is half the problem right here, and your site is only marginally more aesthetically pleasing than space-goatse.
4) You're advertising a site to people about their terrible dark secrets from work... to 4chan... to most chronically unemployable group on the interwebs after teenage wiccans.
Learn where your damn market actually is! They're on sites like LinkedIn.
Fuck, and people wonder why nice guys like me get angry.
This shit should be obvious even for a noob.