A Wicked-er needs your help

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keliix06

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Hello kind forum members.

I've hit a rough patch and need to reach out to the family here. Normally I would have too much pride to come right out and ask for help, I would just release "$18 million in 18 hours v2" the expanded an updated version and count on sales to help, but there isn't time for that.

Last month, during dildo training, I stubbed my toe on a table. I know you're thinking that doesn't sound like a big issue. Well, I ended up with an ingrown toenail, so naturally I went to the emergency room. They said it was a good thing I came in when I did. After a short exam I ended up in intensive care for 3 weeks.

I now have $600 in medical bills and I wasn't smart enough to save anything. I know how to make teh monies, but not manage it. Now my doctor said if I don't pay up some Russian guy is gonna come, take my house and rape my dog. And I can't stand the thought of that.

If you could all just band together and donate 100% of all sales of anything you do in SBT for the next few days it would be greatly appreciated. I was there for you all those years by taking your money for my shitty ebooks. Don't you think you can be there for me now?
 


Paypal email dude, let's get you back on your feet again.





















































You will be paying me back with interest though cunt.
 
Search the member list for someone named nickycakes and PM him your paypal info.
 
Come on community! Lets band together and give this guru the monies that he needs to get on his feet! Obviously his medical condition is preventing him from making teh monies for a few days so, lets hook it up!

My contribution will be a $1 donation each time one of your wives comes to my house and blows me. PM me for contact info, depending on how your wife looks I might be willing to travel.
 
Oh shit, we can have a firesale!!! I'll set it up and all the monies can come to my paypal and then I will send it to the OP :)
 
We need to start a dam [wicked] Fire Sale! I have an e-book guide showing how to use the Fleshlight that I will sell with 100% (of 10%) of the profits going towards this Guru's medical bills!
 
keliix06 said:
... I was there for you all those years by taking your money for my shitty ebooks. Don't you think you can be there for me now?
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can't argue with that! In fact, can I pay you in advance for 18 copies of "$18 million in 18 hours v2"? The first version was so awesome! I sure wish I could do more but I'm somewhat short on funds myself at the moment.

Sorry to hear about that pesky hangnail. Did you incur any lasting neural or brain damage? I'm praying for your family.
 
i will donate $1 to you for every sale of my new ebook "How To Make The Monies With Only One Arm Available"
 
I think the bigger question is how were you in Intensive Care for 3 weeks and only owe 600.00????
 
we got the joke we're just playing along extremely well in case people from other forums stumble upon it :)
 
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