Acceptable responses to "I have a boyfriend"

[DTAlexONE]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

 

[kidChaos]

old.. but awesome

 

[ricdes]

nice video.. but srsly: usually i just say: "Well, thanks for your suggestion but i'm interested in women." Works every time.

You'd be surprised how many chicks actually are single but just need to qualify you.

 

[Dispel]

I usually go with either "Cool, I have a goldfish!" or "Yeah? me too!", then carry on without batting an eyelid.

 

[identity_00]

Whats your man have to do with me? or sorry you got that problem.
and keep plowing forward.

 

[iPwnNoobs]

I usually go with "oh yeah? how long have you had that problem?"

 

[Deliguy]

lmao +rep that video made my morning

Plus thats the guy that plays the boss on the IT crowd.

 

[kidChaos]

I typically go with something along the lines of "Oh, does he get mad about you having new friends?" because yeah, typically in social settings defenses are up. If you can keep the conversation going and not becoming awkward you'll convert on the chance the bf is a dick or non-existent.

 

[ricdes]

i just noticed, 2nd chick stars in the british series "life of a call girl"

 

[rogerrabbit]

I usually go with either "Cool, I have a goldfish!" or "Yeah? me too!", then carry on without batting an eyelid.

holy shit. Totally using the gold fish one

 

[rambooster]

i just noticed, 2nd chick stars in the british series "life of a call girl"

That's not Billie Piper. Someone that looks like her.

 

[bb_wolfe]

I wish I had seen that before ASW10...

 

[MCRunning]

If she's single, you have the whole world to compete with. If she's taken, you only have one to compete with.

 

[WildGunner]

If "I have a boyfriend" is the only sign a guy pays attention to there were probably ten before that were missed. But if feasible, press on. Like said above, it could be a qualifier, natural reflex or actually true. So many out thereno need to fawn over the ones already hooked anyway. Just cast another line.

 

[.Hack]

LOL this shit is so funny. thanks for the lols i needed it

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I normally just say "That's OK I have a girl, but I figured we could hook up anyway." 9 out of 10 end the conversation right there, but the one that bites is "pre-qualified" to say the least.

 

[babylonian]

+rep OP, that last bit made me LOL hard!

 

[zeroglory]

lmfao

 

[amanda11]

my reply: "cool story bro"

Works everytime.

 

[rileypool]

So many out thereno need to fawn over the ones already hooked anyway. Just cast another line.

At least someone is doing it right.

3rd scenario was my favorite!