Affiliate Summit Party Bus

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HarveyJ

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Not that I'm going, because I can't be arsed getting through American customs after last time, but I thought the twisted people that reckon Stephanie Agresta's giant mouth might be good for something other than talking after she's had a few too many glasses of Crystal would like to hitch a ride:
InternetGeekGirl hosts the Party Bus to Affiliate Summit East, August 9 - 13, 2008

Gotta admit, she does photoshop up pretty nicely...
 


AFFILIATE SUMMIT PARTY BUS:
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Shitty Affiliate Marketer #1: Dude I can't afford plane tickets to ASE.
Shitty Affiliate Marketer #2: Fuck that, I can't even afford a bus ticket.
Shitty Affiliate Marketer #1: Ok well let's pool our money and rent a shitty bus and make the biggest carpool EVER up to ASE and call it a "party bus" to cover up the fact that we're the biggest douchebags on earth!
Shitty Affiliate Marketer #2: FUCK YEAH. And maybe if I sell another sponsored wordpress theme we can get some kind of internet connection hooked up at the pit stops along the way so we can have a John Chow blog commenting party! FUCK YEAHHHHH.
 
nickycakes said:
Shitty Affiliate Marketer #1: Dude I can't afford plane tickets to ASE.
Shitty Affiliate Marketer #2: Fuck that, I can't even afford a bus ticket.
Shitty Affiliate Marketer #1: Ok well let's pool our money and rent a shitty bus and make the biggest carpool EVER up to ASE and call it a "party bus" to cover up the fact that we're the biggest douchebags on earth!
Shitty Affiliate Marketer #2: FUCK YEAH. And maybe if I sell another sponsored wordpress theme we can get some kind of internet connection hooked up at the pit stops along the way so we can have a John Chow blog commenting party! FUCK YEAHHHHH.
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HAHAHA
 
Great. Now I've got that gay Venga Boys song stuck in my head.

The affiliate bus is coming, and everybodys jumping, from here to san franscisco, and interparty disco...
 
John said:
haha Being a Canadian I don't really know how long it takes to drive from NYC to Boston but I'm willing to bet that the bus will be full of losers and will smell like an iraqi hooker.
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LOL wtf?

I think the ultimate 'party bus' would consist of Wickedfire and Warriorforum members, with Amit Mehta and Shoemoney thrown in for good measure.
 
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