ALL MY DETROIT PEEPS. WHAT UP?



Cities don't exist, young grasshopper. Only divvied up pieces of land contained inside invisible borders that exist to enslave the humans that reside within them. So this city worship you exhibit is really the rejoicing of your enslavement.

Welcome to WF, you'll do just fine here.
 
What up Keith.

Pączki Day tomorrow in the D. You're gonna miss it.

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HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND FORMER CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE.

LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE.

I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.
 
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And just like that, a n00b was allowed into the exclusive pack.

Kinda reminds me of how you have to start a fight your first day in a prison...
 
HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND FORMER CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE.

LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE.

I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.

This is why I still visit WF.
 
What the fuck, no so cold in the D video yet?

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