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blogspotter said:
I don't get the joke. Somebody please explain it for me?
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The joke is that people forget that weed is fun, safe, and quasilegal, so instead decide to buy N2O to get high. They may as well be buying nutmeg from their local grocery store, though - same level of unpleasantness.
 
-Matt- said:
The joke is that people forget that weed is fun, safe, and quasilegal, so instead decide to buy N2O to get high. They may as well be buying nutmeg from their local grocery store, though - same level of unpleasantness.
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hahahah, oh my nigga, the fucking memories of me puking during an AP history test in high school just flooded back. FUCK NUTMEG. ONLY ONCE BRAH!
 
pewep said:
I tried nitrous before ordering it (figured I probably should before ordering so many cans). It was supposed to be fun and giggly. Yes, I did a shitload of research on it and the B12 deficiencies it creates (dangerous on a vegetarian diet, even though I take supplements). I was in my room while coming up on it and I fucking hated it. I didn't want to let go of my lucidity. I absolute did NOT want to let go and it took me WAY back to when I was shrooming/smoking weed and was trying desperately to cling on to my identity. After struggling for a few minutes, it finally passed, thank God. I fucking hate drugs and like being in my normal, controlled state. The only reason I can handle alcohol and nicotine is because they don't try to rip my identity away from myself.
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You're black and you've done shrooms?
 
robbie222 said:
You're black and you've done shrooms?
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shiftymcnab said:
Nos fucking depletes B12 and brain cells
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I have done NO2 once, age 14. However this statement is bollocks. B12 depletion doesn't mean shit unless you do it a ridiculous amount. Eat some meat or cheese and you're fine.

As to brain cells, you're thinking of suffocation. Providing you inhale some air as well, there'd be no brain cell loss.
 
-joe- said:
I have done NO2 once, age 14. However this statement is bollocks. B12 depletion doesn't mean shit unless you do it a ridiculous amount. Eat some meat or cheese and you're fine.

As to brain cells, you're thinking of suffocation. Providing you inhale some air as well, there'd be no brain cell loss.
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That is true. But some of the fuck tards I've seen doing it do like 100+ in a row with barely a breather, seen a few people do 3 or so without ballooning and pass right out. (Half the 'buzz' comes from near suffocation from ballooning) not only can that freeze your lungs, That WILL starve your brain of Oxygen.

Dress it up how you like.. still fucking dirtbags, it's just dirrrty.
 
shiftymcnab said:
That is true. But some of the fuck tards I've seen doing it do like 100+ in a row with barely a breather, seen a few people do 3 or so without ballooning and pass right out. (Half the 'buzz' comes from near suffocation from ballooning) not only can that freeze your lungs, That WILL starve your brain of Oxygen.

Dress it up how you like.. still fucking dirtbags, it's just dirrrty.
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Agreed, other than half the buzz coming from near suffocation.
 
Agreed, other than half the buzz coming from near suffocation.
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srsly tho.. Some use it like asphyxiation to heighten the "out of body" experience. Seen people go blue doing it..

They should stick to smoking weed :)
 
Only nitrous I've ever done was at the dentist. Made getting wisdom teeth pulled totally worth it. Not sure I have the cajones to huff a balloon and risk oxygen deprivation and potentially permanent brain damage.
 
lolz @ everyone shitting on nitrous and the "dangers" of using it. I've seen people drink to the point that they're puking and shitting at the same time. I've seen 400+ pound people buying massive amounts of soda. Point: you can't protect retards from themselves.

Mike said:
Not sure I have the cajones to huff a balloon and risk oxygen deprivation and potentially permanent brain damage.
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Balloons are for lametards. Hit that shit [ame="http://www.amazon.com/iSi-Creative-Polished-Stainless-Dessert/dp/B002H3NFNM/"]like a boss[/ame].
 
thehobbster said:
Man, back in the day when I was making a ton of money being the top 'man' of a long line of product, I went to drop off sumptin sumptin at my best bottom bitch risk taker's house, and this nigga opened the door fucked out of his gourd. I was like "wtf is going on." He invited me in and this nigga had an entire helium tank full of nitrous, like the kind people blow up balloons with. The big boys. It blew my mind, and I cut him off forever. If you work for me, you better not be dressing like a hippy and doing dumb shit.
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Every clown has a day off. That's no way to run a clowns-for-parties business.
 
thehobbster said:
Man, back in the day when I was making a ton of money being the top 'man' of a long line of product, I went to drop off sumptin sumptin at my best bottom bitch risk taker's house, and this nigga opened the door fucked out of his gourd. I was like "wtf is going on." He invited me in and this nigga had an entire helium tank full of nitrous, like the kind people blow up balloons with. The big boys. It blew my mind, and I cut him off forever. If you work for me, you better not be dressing like a hippy and doing dumb shit.
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Do you really talk like that, or is this bitch your copywriter?

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