An indian, a nigerian and a russian walk into a bar they all order a drink but have no money to pay for it, so the bartender asks what can he get in return, so the indian says: i'll do ur taxes, so he gets a drink, the russian says he'll be the bouncer, so he gets a drink, the nigerian asks the bartender: "man, did u know that u have a distant relative who just died in a car accident and left u a lot of money??" Let us drink to cultural differences that makes this planet a more interesting place to live in 
