Anal Sex on Campus

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Sidewindr

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So today I was on campus and I got caught up in a conversation with some chicks (one lesbian who likes threesomes with women, one hetero who likes threesomes with whoever)....We got to talking about anal sex....(I tell you college provides education in more ways than one)...the lesbian explained that she has taken it in the ass before she started eating carpet full time.....the other one, "the nympho", shocked me....she doesn't like it in the ass or refuses to do it. I always thought I could tell which ones were the more "liberal" types. I guess I was wrong. I started talking to them about how I wanted to start a medical company to serve those who have developed, let's just say issues with their ass, due to shoving gerbels, glass dicks, butt plugs, whatever up there. The nympho was like "gerbels"? To her defense she just turned 19. Well anyway, the cool thing is that these chicks were open enough to talk about this with me openly. I personally don't care to do it either on the account that I refuse to stick my dick in something that expels human fecal matter. Call me conservative. I don't care about the enema thing either to justify it. If you have to go through that much trouble to fuck someone in the butt, well...... I'll stick to good old fashioned pussy.

By the way the lesbian has huge fucking tits....I swear I got caught looking one time while salivating.

Ok, back to preparing my research paper on war profiteering and of course figuring out how to make millions selling ass repair solutions.

Peace.
 


Hey! When you get your ass repair stuff ready to go, look me up. Mine already has a crack in it.
 
It's impossible to tell what a girl is gonna be like behind closed doors (or on the kitchen table during a kegger) just by looking at her. If I had a dime for every girl who surprised the fuck out of me (no always in a good way either)... I'd be en route to my local coinstar machine asap
 
John said:
I can get any chick to let me fuck her in the ass, I don't care how conservative she is.
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next time you have wildly deviant sexual conversation about the butthole pleasures you should use the 'shamless PLUG' posting icon ;)

solid conversation, tho
 
Ha ha this is thread already amuses...

I've had a couple girls offer and I've turned it down every time. Not interested. Sorry, the pink stuff is plenty good enough for me.

It's funny though, a lot of girls that I know tend to think that giving buttsecks is like giving their guy a treat. Honestly for me I'll go for a BJ while watching the game, drinking a beer and eating a sammich. That's a perfect day right there. :)
 
Yet another totally random, somewhat disturbing, yes also mildly educational thread that can only be found on WF... :)
 
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