Anal Sex on Campus

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Sidewindr said:
So today I was on campus and I got caught up in a conversation with some chicks (one lesbian who likes threesomes with women, one hetero who likes threesomes with whoever)....We got to talking about anal sex....(I tell you college provides education in more ways than one)...the lesbian explained that she has taken it in the ass before she started eating carpet full time.....the other one, "the nympho", shocked me....she doesn't like it in the ass or refuses to do it. I always thought I could tell which ones were the more "liberal" types. I guess I was wrong. I started talking to them about how I wanted to start a medical company to serve those who have developed, let's just say issues with their ass, due to shoving gerbels, glass dicks, butt plugs, whatever up there. The nympho was like "gerbels"? To her defense she just turned 19. Well anyway, the cool thing is that these chicks were open enough to talk about this with me openly. I personally don't care to do it either on the account that I refuse to stick my dick in something that expels human fecal matter. Call me conservative. I don't care about the enema thing either to justify it. If you have to go through that much trouble to fuck someone in the butt, well...... I'll stick to good old fashioned pussy.

By the way the lesbian has huge fucking tits....I swear I got caught looking one time while salivating.

Ok, back to preparing my research paper on war profiteering and of course figuring out how to make millions selling ass repair solutions.

Peace.
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Am I the only one that sees something really fucking sick and wrong about the fact that you WANT to start a business that would have you dealing with sick fuckers who stick rodents up their asses and not consider that they will most likely end up with a pretty substantial and VERY nasty injury as a result of it!?

Who in their right mind would want to help these idiots. Men or women alike. I think that the pain and injuries sustained from their experimentation with weird objects and pets and their assholes should serve as a very valuable life lesson to them for learning something the hard way so they don't do it again, no matter how good of an idea it seemed like at the time!
 
Jon said:
Am I the only one that sees something really fucking sick and wrong about the fact that you WANT to start a business that would have you dealing with sick fuckers who stick rodents up their asses and not consider that they will most likely end up with a pretty substantial and VERY nasty injury as a result of it!?

Who in their right mind would want to help these idiots. Men or women alike. I think that the pain and injuries sustained from their experimentation with weird objects and pets and their assholes should serve as a very valuable life lesson to them for learning something the hard way so they don't do it again, no matter how good of an idea it seemed like at the time!
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I have discovered an interesting truth about humans that governs some of my marketing decisions:

"Nature has placed mankind under the government of two sovereign masters, pain and pleasure... they govern us in all we do, in all we say, in all we think: every effort we can make to throw off our subjection, will serve but to demonstrate and confirm it."

......By the way, I don't know how serious I am about the company but I do know one thing, when you are in pain, there isn't a price you wouldn't pay to relieve that pain.....especially pain assoicated with a severe anal fissure.
 
springer said:
Well Dave, here's another one for ya. Anal Sex According to the Word of God Just goes to show ya, you can find almost anything on the innernets, if ya know where to look.
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That site is great, tanks for posting it.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
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The medical professionals at wikipedia give some good insight on anal fissures:
Anal fissures

here are some other causes:

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Caution: TMI!

Sidewindr said:
......By the way, I don't know how serious I am about the company but I do know one thing, when you are in pain, there isn't a price you wouldn't pay to relieve that pain.....especially pain assoicated with a severe anal fissure.
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I am here to testify that, based on personal experience, you are absolutely correct!

Nearly 30 years ago, I had a (non-gerbil induced) cyst just inside my rosebud. In addition to the pain caused by the cyst, imagine not being able to stand to take a dump for several days. I was on the brink of suicide!

To add to the pain and humiliation, after the surgery to drain it, the doctor packed it with gauze. Yards and yards of gauze. Ever watched a cat after it eats tinsel off the christmas tree? :eek:
 
was it just me or did this thread disappoint? i mean, you didn't actually HAVE any anal sex on campus - you had a rather light discussion about it with a couple of broads.

accurate thread titles plz!
 
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