Another Random AIM Convo

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This one was weird from the start.. but I just couldn't not act like a dick to him. I had gotten an IM from him about a week ago threatening me that if I didn't answer him, he would hurt me. Hahha!!

I get these types of IM's ALL the time.. Fucking aimchecker! Feel free to fuck with him if you're that bored.

Piyushjay (4:56:04 PM): hello
ao jon (4:56:12 PM): Hello
Piyushjay (4:56:28 PM): r u the creator of aimchecker.com
ao jon (4:56:32 PM): Why?
Piyushjay (4:56:43 PM): because we want to award you
ao jon (4:56:50 PM): Well, fuck off.
Piyushjay (4:56:54 PM): ok
Piyushjay (4:57:05 PM): your website is illegal
ao jon (4:57:07 PM): Haha
ao jon (4:57:10 PM): Sure it is.
ao jon (4:57:17 PM): It's not my website you wanker.
Piyushjay (4:57:19 PM): case #42225895
Piyushjay (4:57:24 PM): why does your
ao jon (4:57:28 PM): Case #go fuck yourself.
Piyushjay (4:57:30 PM): name get searched so much
ao jon (4:57:48 PM): Case #Look mom! I made up some fake case numbers!
ao jon (4:57:50 PM):
What a dope.
Piyushjay (4:58:06 PM): what the fuck
Piyushjay (4:58:20 PM): why does your sn get searched so much
Piyushjay (4:58:24 PM): r u famous
ao jon (4:58:26 PM): No.
Piyushjay (4:58:35 PM): ok
Piyushjay (4:58:48 PM): we will let you know about the web
ao jon (4:58:54 PM): Really?
ao jon (4:59:02 PM): Is it all just tubes still?
Piyushjay (4:59:09 PM): wtf
Piyushjay (4:59:11 PM): ???
ao jon (4:59:14 PM): Haha
ao jon (4:59:20 PM): You are such a douche.
Piyushjay (4:59:30 PM): wth is a douce
ao jon (4:59:43 PM): It's like chewing gum..
Piyushjay (4:59:49 PM): ok
ao jon (4:59:50 PM): Very tasty stuff.
Piyushjay (4:59:56 PM): u in high schoolk
ao jon (4:59:59 PM): Ask for it in your grocery store.
Piyushjay (5:00:07 PM): no it snot
ao jon (5:00:20 PM): No, snot is for tissues, not douches.
ao jon (5:00:45 PM): Do you make up case #'s for fun?
ao jon (5:00:55 PM): How many rupees does that pay?
Piyushjay (5:01:00 PM): A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. The word comes from the French language, in which its principal meaning is a shower (it is thus a notorious false friend encountered by non-native speakers of English; the phrase for vaginal douching is douche vaginale, meaning vaginal shower).
Piyushjay (5:01:09 PM): wtf is rupees
Piyushjay (5:01:13 PM): indian money
Piyushjay (5:01:13 PM): ?
ao jon (5:01:16 PM): See, it defines you perfectly.
ao jon (5:01:23 PM): Wooo, you are quick!
Piyushjay (5:01:33 PM): u indian
Piyushjay (5:01:34 PM): ?
Piyushjay (5:01:39 PM): go die
ao jon (5:01:48 PM): Why would you ask what something is and then answer it back yourself?
ao jon (5:01:50 PM): Haha.
Piyushjay (5:02:26 PM): cuz i no stuff
Piyushjay (5:02:31 PM): u little 5th grader
ao jon (5:02:33 PM): Ahh, yes.
ao jon (5:02:37 PM): I'm in 5th grade.
ao jon (5:02:40 PM): You found me out.
Piyushjay (5:03:02 PM): ytes
Piyushjay (5:03:05 PM): go fuckin die
Piyushjay (5:03:08 PM): in montana
Piyushjay (5:03:09 PM): bye
ao jon (5:03:11 PM): But doesn't that make you look like a space cadet with your excellent spelling and grammar skills, since you're older, smarter and more advanced than me?
Piyushjay signed off at 5:03:20 PM.
 


You lookin for a hitman Jon?........i could do with the cash ........10 large and he's Piyushjaymush

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Jon, that SAME guy IMed me and asked why I was number #2 on AIM checker. Then he started the same talk about the website being illegal and tried say he was a canadian cop. HAHAH.. what a d-bag.
 
I got this gem when I first started talking a lot about facebook ads. I later identified him as some douchebag named Indicas/Hippy who's big followup on his threat was getting my account disabled on syndk8 forums. :love-smiley-086:


valerenic: have you thought that what you write about may be encroaching on not only your own business interests, but the interests of others?
nickycakez: ah ok
nickycakez: yeah you dont want me fucking with your facebook profits
nickycakez: heard it already, don’t really care
nickycakez: thanks for your concern
valerenic: just so i have this clear, you won’t be refraining from facebook discussion? and plan to continue
nickycakez: what motivation do i have otherwise exactly?
valerenic: your own interests. unless you think facebook is also a vacuume, and that your own interests won’t be affected by more people marketing facebook
nickycakez: like i said dude
nickycakez: i’m not stupid enough to post anything that will make me lose money
nickycakez: if i have something that’s making me thousands, or even hundreds a day, do you think i’m sharing the specifics with anyone?
nickycakez: that’s about as likely as finding useful information in an e-book kid
valerenic: specifics or not, it doesn’t take an entire blueprint to put pieces together
valerenic: are you calling me kid?
nickycakez: thats what it sounded like when i typed it
valerenic: you must be one to turn business personal?
nickycakez: lol
valerenic: i’ve said what i had to. from your responses i’m going to take it that you will not consider what i’ve said
nickycakez: you haven’t really said much
nickycakez: to be honest
nickycakez: if you want something from me, just ask me for it and explain why you want it
valerenic: i did if you read what i said about interests
nickycakez: yes, but you have no reason to care about my interests
nickycakez: so i must assume (since you refuse to be clear with me) that you really mean YOUR interests
nickycakez: in which case i could care less, because what reason do i have to care about your interests exactly
valerenic: i don’t, if you want to shoot the other foot go ahead. i told you what you write about might be stepping on others toes.
nickycakez: right….but why do i care about that exactly?
valerenic: people generally do not like their businesses disturbed if it can be avoided
nickycakez: sucks for “people”
nickycakez: you should go try to shut down wickedfire and any other affiliate marketing forums too, since they talk more about it than my blog
nickycakez: they’ll probably tell you to go get fucked too =P
valerenic: they don’t hand out blueprints
nickycakez: so you’re saying i’m better than wickedfire? thanks homie.
valerenic: i’m saying you give much more detail than they do.
nickycakez: well thank you =)
nickycakez: that’s generally the idea of writing articles for people….providing useful information….
valerenic: i think i’m done here. you aren’t hearing me, i didn’t think you would. take care and have a nice night.
nickycakez: you never really asked me for anything
nickycakez: be more direct next time killer
nickycakez: night
valerenic: i asked directly enough, you know what i’m saying but are dancing around it. which is fine, i’ve delt with a lot of people that dance and play a game with me
nickycakez: no actually you never asked me directly for anything
nickycakez: you told me i might be stepping on other people’s toes
nickycakez: which i knew already
nickycakez: dont care
valerenic: which is all i needed to hear ;-) good night.
nickycakez: later kid
 
ao jon (4:59:20 PM): You are such a douche.
Piyushjay (4:59:30 PM): wth is a douce
ao jon (4:59:43 PM): It's like chewing gum..
Piyushjay (4:59:49 PM): ok
ao jon (4:59:50 PM): Very tasty stuff.

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