This one was weird from the start.. but I just couldn't not act like a dick to him. I had gotten an IM from him about a week ago threatening me that if I didn't answer him, he would hurt me. Hahha!!
I get these types of IM's ALL the time.. Fucking aimchecker! Feel free to fuck with him if you're that bored.
Piyushjay (4:56:04 PM): hello
ao jon (4:56:12 PM): Hello
Piyushjay (4:56:28 PM): r u the creator of aimchecker.com
ao jon (4:56:32 PM): Why?
Piyushjay (4:56:43 PM): because we want to award you
ao jon (4:56:50 PM): Well, fuck off.
Piyushjay (4:56:54 PM): ok
Piyushjay (4:57:05 PM): your website is illegal
ao jon (4:57:07 PM): Haha
ao jon (4:57:10 PM): Sure it is.
ao jon (4:57:17 PM): It's not my website you wanker.
Piyushjay (4:57:19 PM): case #42225895
Piyushjay (4:57:24 PM): why does your
ao jon (4:57:28 PM): Case #go fuck yourself.
Piyushjay (4:57:30 PM): name get searched so much
ao jon (4:57:48 PM): Case #Look mom! I made up some fake case numbers!
ao jon (4:57:50 PM): What a dope.
Piyushjay (4:58:06 PM): what the fuck
Piyushjay (4:58:20 PM): why does your sn get searched so much
Piyushjay (4:58:24 PM): r u famous
ao jon (4:58:26 PM): No.
Piyushjay (4:58:35 PM): ok
Piyushjay (4:58:48 PM): we will let you know about the web
ao jon (4:58:54 PM): Really?
ao jon (4:59:02 PM): Is it all just tubes still?
Piyushjay (4:59:09 PM): wtf
Piyushjay (4:59:11 PM): ???
ao jon (4:59:14 PM): Haha
ao jon (4:59:20 PM): You are such a douche.
Piyushjay (4:59:30 PM): wth is a douce
ao jon (4:59:43 PM): It's like chewing gum..
Piyushjay (4:59:49 PM): ok
ao jon (4:59:50 PM): Very tasty stuff.
Piyushjay (4:59:56 PM): u in high schoolk
ao jon (4:59:59 PM): Ask for it in your grocery store.
Piyushjay (5:00:07 PM): no it snot
ao jon (5:00:20 PM): No, snot is for tissues, not douches.
ao jon (5:00:45 PM): Do you make up case #'s for fun?
ao jon (5:00:55 PM): How many rupees does that pay?
Piyushjay (5:01:00 PM): A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. The word comes from the French language, in which its principal meaning is a shower (it is thus a notorious false friend encountered by non-native speakers of English; the phrase for vaginal douching is douche vaginale, meaning vaginal shower).
Piyushjay (5:01:09 PM): wtf is rupees
Piyushjay (5:01:13 PM): indian money
Piyushjay (5:01:13 PM): ?
ao jon (5:01:16 PM): See, it defines you perfectly.
ao jon (5:01:23 PM): Wooo, you are quick!
Piyushjay (5:01:33 PM): u indian
Piyushjay (5:01:34 PM): ?
Piyushjay (5:01:39 PM): go die
ao jon (5:01:48 PM): Why would you ask what something is and then answer it back yourself?
ao jon (5:01:50 PM): Haha.
Piyushjay (5:02:26 PM): cuz i no stuff
Piyushjay (5:02:31 PM): u little 5th grader
ao jon (5:02:33 PM): Ahh, yes.
ao jon (5:02:37 PM): I'm in 5th grade.
ao jon (5:02:40 PM): You found me out.
Piyushjay (5:03:02 PM): ytes
Piyushjay (5:03:05 PM): go fuckin die
Piyushjay (5:03:08 PM): in montana
Piyushjay (5:03:09 PM): bye
ao jon (5:03:11 PM): But doesn't that make you look like a space cadet with your excellent spelling and grammar skills, since you're older, smarter and more advanced than me?
Piyushjay signed off at 5:03:20 PM.
I get these types of IM's ALL the time.. Fucking aimchecker! Feel free to fuck with him if you're that bored.
Piyushjay (4:56:04 PM): hello
ao jon (4:56:12 PM): Hello
Piyushjay (4:56:28 PM): r u the creator of aimchecker.com
ao jon (4:56:32 PM): Why?
Piyushjay (4:56:43 PM): because we want to award you
ao jon (4:56:50 PM): Well, fuck off.
Piyushjay (4:56:54 PM): ok
Piyushjay (4:57:05 PM): your website is illegal
ao jon (4:57:07 PM): Haha
ao jon (4:57:10 PM): Sure it is.
ao jon (4:57:17 PM): It's not my website you wanker.
Piyushjay (4:57:19 PM): case #42225895
Piyushjay (4:57:24 PM): why does your
ao jon (4:57:28 PM): Case #go fuck yourself.
Piyushjay (4:57:30 PM): name get searched so much
ao jon (4:57:48 PM): Case #Look mom! I made up some fake case numbers!
ao jon (4:57:50 PM): What a dope.
Piyushjay (4:58:06 PM): what the fuck
Piyushjay (4:58:20 PM): why does your sn get searched so much
Piyushjay (4:58:24 PM): r u famous
ao jon (4:58:26 PM): No.
Piyushjay (4:58:35 PM): ok
Piyushjay (4:58:48 PM): we will let you know about the web
ao jon (4:58:54 PM): Really?
ao jon (4:59:02 PM): Is it all just tubes still?
Piyushjay (4:59:09 PM): wtf
Piyushjay (4:59:11 PM): ???
ao jon (4:59:14 PM): Haha
ao jon (4:59:20 PM): You are such a douche.
Piyushjay (4:59:30 PM): wth is a douce
ao jon (4:59:43 PM): It's like chewing gum..
Piyushjay (4:59:49 PM): ok
ao jon (4:59:50 PM): Very tasty stuff.
Piyushjay (4:59:56 PM): u in high schoolk
ao jon (4:59:59 PM): Ask for it in your grocery store.
Piyushjay (5:00:07 PM): no it snot
ao jon (5:00:20 PM): No, snot is for tissues, not douches.
ao jon (5:00:45 PM): Do you make up case #'s for fun?
ao jon (5:00:55 PM): How many rupees does that pay?
Piyushjay (5:01:00 PM): A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. The word comes from the French language, in which its principal meaning is a shower (it is thus a notorious false friend encountered by non-native speakers of English; the phrase for vaginal douching is douche vaginale, meaning vaginal shower).
Piyushjay (5:01:09 PM): wtf is rupees
Piyushjay (5:01:13 PM): indian money
Piyushjay (5:01:13 PM): ?
ao jon (5:01:16 PM): See, it defines you perfectly.
ao jon (5:01:23 PM): Wooo, you are quick!
Piyushjay (5:01:33 PM): u indian
Piyushjay (5:01:34 PM): ?
Piyushjay (5:01:39 PM): go die
ao jon (5:01:48 PM): Why would you ask what something is and then answer it back yourself?
ao jon (5:01:50 PM): Haha.
Piyushjay (5:02:26 PM): cuz i no stuff
Piyushjay (5:02:31 PM): u little 5th grader
ao jon (5:02:33 PM): Ahh, yes.
ao jon (5:02:37 PM): I'm in 5th grade.
ao jon (5:02:40 PM): You found me out.
Piyushjay (5:03:02 PM): ytes
Piyushjay (5:03:05 PM): go fuckin die
Piyushjay (5:03:08 PM): in montana
Piyushjay (5:03:09 PM): bye
ao jon (5:03:11 PM): But doesn't that make you look like a space cadet with your excellent spelling and grammar skills, since you're older, smarter and more advanced than me?
Piyushjay signed off at 5:03:20 PM.