That's Thailand. In Brazil you don't find bitches, bitches finds you, lot's of bitches, believe me.
Just a word of advice TenCentPiece: security. I'm sure you know what to do. Not gona go into details but those are 2 fucked up countries in some aspects.
This is relevant to my interests. I hope to move to Brazil within the next year (at least for a few months to check it out, maybe longer). My criteria is beaches, house music, hot chicks, decent internet and a foreign language. Miami would actually work just fine, I guess, but I assume the surfing is better in Brazil.