Lee,
I have this idea. I'm telling you man, it's really something. Literally no one has ever done it! I'm thinking we can easily pull in 5000 users in the first month, at $59 a pop! That's $300k dude! We can split the revenue 50/50 (because of course it's my idea, and the hundreds of hours you spent coding it up match my handful of hours with a joint and a pen sketching out shit onto a notebook with a grid design instead of college ruled lines because that means I'm an idea guy instead of just a kid with a notebook). I'll need you to do this for free, just equity based, because I don't actually have anything to my name but some idea I came up with one night. I know as a coder, you spend all day in front of a computer anyways, so what's a few more hours working your ass off for free on my idea, right?
Anywho, enough about me, hit me up and let's nail this shit man! I think we should be able to launch in 2-3 weeks, because my complete lack of development knowledge still allows for me to accurately estimate project time frames as if I have been a project manager for years.
Hope you're good man, let's kill it,
Dchuk