Anyone slingin' these?

I don't get shit like this. If I'm about to pop some girl's booty because her booty is artificially poppin from wearing booty pop, I'm going to be embarrassed for her when I pull off her Mrs. Doubtfire inspired fake-womanly-part-panties that weigh a pound as if they have been shitted in - or when I am dancing with her in the club and reach down to get a hand full of her ass and get a hand full of neoprene instead. It's the same thing if I'm getting ready to suck on some big titties and half their mass falls out onto the floor with the bra. If you want to score some dick, act slutty - don't try to fake like you have a nice ass.
 


the best thing to do if you don't have much of a booty is to wear a skirt. Those can always make your booty look bigger.

just wearing proper attire helps.
 
busyni said:
the best thing to do if you don't have much of a booty is to wear a skirt. Those can always make your booty look bigger.

just wearing proper attire helps.
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ummmmmmm I think the proper answer was act slutty.
 
busyni said:
the best thing to do if you don't have much of a booty is to wear a skirt. Those can always make your booty look bigger.

just wearing proper attire helps.
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Skirt pic of you sitting Indian style in front of a mirrored closet door with "Wickedfire makes me squirt uncontrollably!" written in purple lipstick on the mirror or you're not real.

Edit: Native American style.
 
Jondoe0069 said:
Skirt pic of you sitting Indian style in front of a mirrored closet door with "Wickedfire makes me squirt uncontrollably!" written in purple lipstick on the mirror or you're not real.

Edit: Native American style.
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*in response to jondoe0069 asking the rest of you*
Should I do it?
I don't have a mirrored closet door though...
and I don't have purple lipstick.. but i have a skirt.. a mirror.. lipstick and I can write... lol

Anyway.. to the rest of you? Should I do it?? Or maybe something similar. A picture like that could be used against me. :party-smiley-004:

EDIT: I think I will just write wicked fire on my hand.. and take a webcam pic.. hold on
 
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here's this for now:

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I will do the mirror thing another time.. and I will make a thread elsewhere (tell me where?)

edit: i wasn't wearing any makeup right now and the light is bad my skin isn't that LIGHT
edit 2: when i do skirt pic i reserve right to make changes. lol
 
"EDIT: I think I will just write wicked fire on my hand.. and take a webcam pic.. hold on"

I think she is failing to discern the depravity of this forum
 
oh my god..we have another chick posting their pictures with hello wickedfire!? Damn son our industry's growing..(in a good way)
 
JustFU said:
Can you do another one with a spoon sticking out of your shirt?
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sure. Do you have a spoon fetish??

edit: OH I understand the kind of people on this forum. Just being careful. Don't want pics floating around the web that might be used against me. Not saying I'm not going to do a skirt/mirror pic sometime
 
busyni said:
sure. Do you have a spoon fetish??

edit: OH I understand the kind of people on this forum. Just being careful. Don't want pics floating around the web that might be used against me. Not saying I'm not going to do a skirt/mirror pic sometime
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The spoon in the pic is forum tradition. You took the picture, but didn't use the spoon.

Spoon or GTFO, sorry.
 
Rajuthan: i am afraid to click any links on this forum. I've already been.. what's the word again.. ball-jacked? spin-balled? dick-spun? Something like that..
I had to freaking close all my windows and restart them. And my memory gets so awful that I forgot two pages I was looking at.. lol
 
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