Apparently Cash4Gold pays for zippers

[HarveyJ]

The Gold Kit Surprise - Recycling Gold Trash . Cockeyed.com

So we all know C4G is a scam, right?
I mean, how much trust do you really put in an evaluator that tells you gem stones that aren't diamonds have no technical value?

Well, as it turns out, their own people can't even figure out what's amazingly worthless trash that's been spray painted! So get yourselves a kit, hobby chain used for making miniatures, and some good quality spray paints.

 

[alexb]

This is the best thing I've read in weeks.

 

[BlueYonder]

I can test gold painted zippers at home using my touchstone and bottles of acid (standard testing equipment). I doubt it's possible to put anything past these guys.

 

[barman]

get your scams right, that's goldkit!

 

[alexb]

Just found this:
Cash4gold: 10 Confessions Of A Cash4Gold Employee

Anybody who has watched those commercials shouldn't really be surprised.

 

[alexb]

AND AND AND
The same site was offered $3,000 to take down a post:
Cash4gold: Cash4Gold Offers Blogger $3,000 To Remove Negative Post

Damn, I need to start outing shitty companies.

 

[hannahmcintyre]

The "elusive gold nickel"

Hahahaha

 

[subigo]

AND AND AND
The same site was offered $3,000 to take down a post:
Cash4gold: Cash4Gold Offers Blogger $3,000 To Remove Negative Post

Damn, I need to start outing shitty companies.

Damn, I would have taken the cash... and then outed them... hmm...

If anyone from ClickBooth would like "Companies That Can’t Take Bad Press, Part One; ClickBooth.com" removed from the first page results, hit me up... Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

 

[jryan21]

i lol'd

I followed the Gold Kit directions and stapled the bag shut. This would thwart thieves.

 

[Jsmith]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres money!

 

[volknet]

Wow! Lol... Good reading material for sure

 

[deejne]

that place is a scam....
Cash4gold: 10 Confessions Of A Cash4Gold Employee
Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
Cash 4 Gold Complaints - Rip Off

 

[AudienceSnipe]

nice profit!

 

[kblessinggr]

hehe, cockerham...

 

[AdHustler]

people should just order gold kits and send them other weird shit.

 

[AudienceSnipe]

people should just order gold kits and send them other weird shit.

...like a gold painted fleshlight?

 

[kblessinggr]

...like a gold painted fleshlight?

What about a spray painted polished turd?

 

[HarveyJ]

What about a spray painted polished turd?

Don't forget to spray it with a fixative first, so that it doesn't biodegrade in the mail on the way. Also so that they only find out it is actually shit when they chip a bit off for testing, and break the seal of the fixative... BWUHAHAHAAA!!:angryfire: