Apparently You Can Marry 16 Year Olds

[JakeStratham]

I assume this is a stunt. They are not an actual couple. Hutchison is a Hollywood has-been with little chance of a comeback. He'll get bit roles in things like 24, and may even negotiate a movie role here and there. But he's D-list. Can't pay the bills that way.

Stoddard never got a real start. And she has the "ridden hard and put away wet" look. Little chance of a future in Hollywood.

So, they put on a little PR stunt. Get together, stir controversy about their ages, and leverage the attention into a reality show for the brain-sedated, voyeuristic masses.

Their "marriage" isn't real. The attention didn't just find them. Their agents leaked the story to drum up business. Goes on a lot in Hollywood for folks of this (low) caliber.

They'll be on Dancing With The Stars in a few years, or simply fade away.

I thought only women bought into this type of bullshit.

 

[jetto]

YOU ARE JEALOUS.

 

[CitizenSmif]

Looks to me she's drugged out of her mind.

Yeah that's what I was thinking.

She got together with him through his acting classes and decided to keep communicating, shes also a wannabe popstar and actress? I hate to be a cynic but..

 

[DaFlameking]

dude the fucking face shit at 4:48 is the best. seriously what the fuck is that bitch doing fucking toungle mouthing her busted as nose lips lol

I lost it so hard through that part, no matter how many times I replay it.

 

[ly2 from WF]

dude, if you actually believe this bitch is under 30 I have some cool diet pills to sell you

 

[amateursurgeon]

Actually no permission to marry at 16 is needed in Scotland, hence the popularity of Gretna Green as a marriage location. Personally I think it really depends on the person, I know 16 year olds that are far more mature than 30 year olds.

I don't give a fuck if my daughter is more mature than a camembert cheese which has been sitting on radiator for 6 months. My answer will still be written in buckshot.

 

[cardine]

Actually no permission to marry at 16 is needed in Scotland, hence the popularity of Gretna Green as a marriage location. Personally I think it really depends on the person, I know 16 year olds that are far more mature than 30 year olds.

I think wanting to get married at 16 automatically excludes you from being as mature as a 30 year old.

 

[Fiver]

I can understand how another parent wouldn't want this scenario for their daughter but since her parents are okay with this, and it's legal, it shouldn't be a problem.

I find it amazing that they are receiving death threats. Who are these people who so angered by something that doesn't affect them in any way?

 

[sixthcutuan]

I think wanting to get married at 16 automatically excludes you from being as mature as a 30 year old.

Fair point.

 

[HidalgoGidgett]

why you not let her hit 18 years of her life? bring her to me for mean time

 

[Eves]

at that rate, in 5 years she'll look older than him

 

[dcodex]

That girl is all kinds of fugly!

 

[SirKonstantine]

I'll hit that.

 

[Warriorz_Web]

may be she thinks he will give her a hard time with his experience

wake up bitch

 

[sraza]

 

[The One Percent]

thats jailbait right there

 

[boatBurner]

I want that turned into a gif and I'll use it every single time Luke makes a thread.

 

[Dresden14]

I'd wreck that pussy... I think we're all just haters. Having that at 50+ would be pretty sweet imo.

 

[infoslob]

This thread was sleeping for 4 months for a reason - and you wake it up for this?

may be she thinks he will give her a hard time with his experience

wake up bitch

Fucking weak.

 

[Reive]

The state plays into it, too. In certain states if you put a baby in an underage girl you can marry her without parents consent. West Virginia, Indiana. Gives sort of a perverse incentive to get a young girl preggers.