I have my iPad sitting in my bathroom 99% of the time. The best bathroom reading you can have.
Apple's live event today for iPad mini, new Macs
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I have my iPad sitting in my bathroom 99% of the time. The best bathroom reading you can have.
I think people just like to buy shit. And they really like to buy Apple shit.
Phone, desktop, laptop. What the actual fuck do you REALLY need a god damn iPad for?
Also, while on the topic, how the fuck do people "work" on tablets? I can't even work on a fucking laptop, let alone a tablet. Takes me 20 minutes to complete a task on a laptop that would have taken 5minutes on a desktop. Between the computing power and the faggot keyboards, I feel like a mouse running on a little wheel when I try to work on a laptop.
I bought Amanda one of those stupid little 10" pieces of shit computers, she fucking adores it. When it broke and she had to use my gaming laptop..."it's too heavy, I hate this thing". Meanwhle, it takes 20 minutes to load a fucking webpage on her 10" because it's such a piece of shit. But, it has pink butterflies on it and it's light weight, so fuck everything else.
This.
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Ipad is just for watching movies (youtube browsing included), playing games and reading blogs. These are the only things I can do on IPAD. Nothing other than that.
But again with Apple's marketing skills it will be selling over 100 million of these mini's :action-smiley-052:
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Ipad is just for watching movies (youtube browsing included), playing games and reading blogs. These are the only things I can do on IPAD. Nothing other than that.
But again with Apple's marketing skills it will be selling over 100 million of these mini's :action-smiley-052:
ipad is good for lounging around, i spend hours with it every day.
its not really made for working
videos and reading, that's pretty much it
its not really made for working
videos and reading, that's pretty much it
Tablets are retarded. Apple is genius and Apple fanboys are retarded cunts.
Love how they taking their money, its beyond amazing.
Notice how the ONLY thing they have to offer is
THINNER
and
LIGHTER
We're talkin computers, not Mt. Everest camping equipment. I dont get it how a .11% weight drop benefits you.
But go give them your money. I love it. And I dont use any of their products, except ipod shuffle I got years ago and I must say its a quality product, I dropped my backpack into the sea one time, with camera and ipod inside, camera got fucked beyond repair, ipod works, didnt give a fuck bout the salty waters and I have to respect that.
THINNER
LIGHTER
RETINA DISPLAY
Go fuck yourselves.
Love how they taking their money, its beyond amazing.
Notice how the ONLY thing they have to offer is
THINNER
and
LIGHTER
We're talkin computers, not Mt. Everest camping equipment. I dont get it how a .11% weight drop benefits you.
But go give them your money. I love it. And I dont use any of their products, except ipod shuffle I got years ago and I must say its a quality product, I dropped my backpack into the sea one time, with camera and ipod inside, camera got fucked beyond repair, ipod works, didnt give a fuck bout the salty waters and I have to respect that.
THINNER
LIGHTER
RETINA DISPLAY
Go fuck yourselves.
It's all marketing, which hilariously you, supposedly an internet marketer, buy into. They don't dominate technology, they don't even have the majority of the market share in phones or computers. You're delusional.
The iMac isn't even as thin as you tards make it out to be, only the edges are thin. Look at the side view:
We're making fun of the marketers who buy into the marketing and become members of the Apple cult. Just like I make fun of marketers buying acai berries.
Ohmygod, like, theres no cables, finalleeee, because, srsly, i hate the clutter and such, aaaand it really urks meeee when i have clutter around my neat coffee cup (ohmagaawd i looooove coffeee)
Can't hate Apple for having the unique to ability to sell marked up pieces of shit in mass around the world.
Hate the retards who buy their products.
Hate the retards who buy their products.
So sad that at least half the people contributing to this thread are actually hating on Apple.
How can you possibly hate on them? Is it jealousy? I just don't get it.
If you don't like their shit, FUCK OFF!!! Simple ass that.
Everyone visits this forum for marketing tips, guidance, strategies, etc and you are hating on the very company that you all should be bowing down to.
100's of millions of people are not all fanboys so stop blowing that trumpet as it is quite simply bollocks. They are clearly producing products that people think the need, regardless if they actually do or not.
I appreciate the style, elegance and power of their devices and thats why I personally purchase them. No fanboy here, but until someone comes along and makes something better looking, while being more powerful, light and cool as fuck, they can all shove their devices up their arse.
That new iMac, shit, why the hell would you not want one of those??!! Fucked in the head.
Anyway I will never understand you so fuck it.
Apple will keep profiting massively regardless and I will remain happy with my purchases.
How can you possibly hate on them? Is it jealousy? I just don't get it.
If you don't like their shit, FUCK OFF!!! Simple ass that.
Everyone visits this forum for marketing tips, guidance, strategies, etc and you are hating on the very company that you all should be bowing down to.
100's of millions of people are not all fanboys so stop blowing that trumpet as it is quite simply bollocks. They are clearly producing products that people think the need, regardless if they actually do or not.
I appreciate the style, elegance and power of their devices and thats why I personally purchase them. No fanboy here, but until someone comes along and makes something better looking, while being more powerful, light and cool as fuck, they can all shove their devices up their arse.
That new iMac, shit, why the hell would you not want one of those??!! Fucked in the head.
Anyway I will never understand you so fuck it.
Apple will keep profiting massively regardless and I will remain happy with my purchases.
You twat.
Apple is making overpriced prison computers, dictating software and hardware like some paranoid nazi company.
Way back when I started to get into computers, Apple had the aura of "pro gear" around them. Graphic designers, editors, people who do print jobs...and Apple provided good displays. Why dont they promote Apple Cinema Displays anymore? Its not market. Its mass manipulation. Stop with that "they do what people want".
You dumb twat. People dont know what they want, they want whatever it is others will validate. 70% of Apple users could be doing their work on a piece of paper. Their skills are shit.
But the apple glows on the lid! OH MY GOD! It goes so well with my black frames and flannel.
You think Nike makes shoes people WANT to have? NO! You twat. Nike makes WHATEVER they want and price it like they want - because they know the insecurities of cunts (such as yourself) will sell those overpriced goods. A pair of premium Nike's (Air Jordans) are $90 for the retailer (first hand info)....the fuck you think it costs the factory? Probably 30 bucks. But they sell for 200 and more. Why? Because insecure cunts. It has NOTHING to do with "needs".
Apple sucks, it swayed away from graphics, they dont care about pro aspect of their product, they have a history of half-assed products due to hype build and rush (iphone to iphone 3s or whatever, iphone 5 maps LMFAO) etc...They are now in the zone and they do anything they can to take as much loot as possible from all the dumb, insecure, impressionable conceded ironic retarded fucks like you.
I enjoyed reading up on friction stir welding, some cool videos of it on Youtube. This is why Apple produce the best fucking hardware quality out there. Any other company would say fuck it it's too hard, just make it thicker.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euO-LIkew8o]StiRoLight - Robotic Friction Stir Welding - FFI project - YouTube[/ame]
It's all marketing, which hilariously you, supposedly an internet marketer, buy into. They don't dominate technology, they don't even have the majority of the market share in phones or computers. You're delusional.
The iMac isn't even as thin as you tards make it out to be, only the edges are thin. Look at the side view:
We're making fun of the marketers who buy into the marketing and become members of the Apple cult. Just like I make fun of marketers buying acai berries.
As a web developer/internet marketer, OSX is a perfect development environment because I can still use Photoshop at the same time. Also, their hardware is of the highest quality on the market, which is reassuring when my livelihood depends on the hardware I use everyday.
I appreciate their marketing, I'm not buying into anything. I like to use good tools when I work.
Let me check the forum I'm on; yep correct - Internet Marketing.
How can you possibly spend time writing all of that shit while being a marketer? All you did explain just how powerful a brand is. Do you have any idea how powerful brands are in society; especially in the United States? There are bags that sell for thousands of dollars just because they have LV on them because we live in culture that embraces brands. If you don't use a well regarded brand product, you are shit. That is what society forces on its people.
Apple does it perfectly. People don't care about the fucking specs or shit, they care about it looking pretty and having the Apple logo. Once again, Apple is brilliant in this and it should be completely respected since we are on a marketing forum.
If you want to sit around and bitch at how oh so useless Apple is, go to the yahoo discussion boards.
As a marketer you are embarrassing.
well said...Apple is awesome actually, they almost went bankrupt a few years ago, and now became one of most wealthy companies in the world
Bill Bernbach constantly emphasized that good advertising can’t rescue an objectively lousy product from extinction. George Lois remarked it only speeds up the path to success or failure.
Apple doen’t need to be for everyone. Read Seth Godin’s Tribes. For a brand to have impact there must be insiders and outsiders. Ironically “haters” do more to strengthen the brand than weaken it.
Beyond marketing Apple’s key strengths are industrial design, Mac OS X, iOS, and Mac-only software for creatives like Final Cut Pro, Logic, etc.
Apple doen’t need to be for everyone. Read Seth Godin’s Tribes. For a brand to have impact there must be insiders and outsiders. Ironically “haters” do more to strengthen the brand than weaken it.
Beyond marketing Apple’s key strengths are industrial design, Mac OS X, iOS, and Mac-only software for creatives like Final Cut Pro, Logic, etc.