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ltn1dr - I can safely say nobody wants to see your 16 or 17 year old worseless ass! do us all a favor and go away!
 
now I really want ltn1dr to go so we can see chrislingle body slam him. please go andy, chris isn't all that scary, you can take him! :D
 
Dru - and to think I bought you a $40 stake dinner and you want me to beat up a minor? I see how you treat people!
 
ah well all these $40 steaks have turned me into a bourgeois bully! I expect to have the wall street journal handed to me daily and regular fights to death!
 
Ahahaha, that'd be a hilarious fight.

I can see the headline:

Worseless Webmaster Beaten to Death

"Andrew Rouhafzai, 17, thought he was merely attending an average webmaster conference in downtown Miami.

The young webmaster was punched, his head was stamped on and his face and body were kicked. His skull and jaw were fractured and he had broken ribs and brain damage after being attacked with rocks and a wooden plank."
 
Ahahaha, that'd be a hilarious fight.

I can see the headline:

Worseless Webmaster Beaten to Death

"Andrew Rouhafzai, 17, thought he was merely attending an average webmaster conference in downtown Miami.

The young webmaster was punched, his head was stamped on and his face and body were kicked. His skull and jaw were fractured and he had broken ribs and brain damage after being attacked with rocks and a wooden plank."

Is it me, or do you a) not realize that worseless was SOOO 2006, or b) post the word worseless in at least 83.7% of posts?
 
Here's a clue.

Start a blog.
Get to sub 50k alexa.

Apply for ASE as a press member providing coverage.
You'd be able to a video camera into most sessions and record the thing.
[Assuming you didnt have a 1hr lapdance the previous night and sleep through the next day]
 
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