Assault With A Marshmellow

[ludachris]

Police quiz boy aged 13, over assault with marshmallow | The Sun |News


I hope to god this story is true and not an April fools joke. LMAO.

 

[potentialeight]

Had a teacher in high school around 01-02 who tried to get some kid on some shit like this for throwing a grape at her, so it wouldn't surprise me if it was true.

 

[Fat Tom]

i don't believe anything on this day. it opposite day

 

[buxtonlove]

Marshmallow Terrorism.

Fatwa this motherfucker.