Yeah its funny now. I was so fucked up when I posted this.
No dinner + drinking = no bueno.
engaged, thanks for covering for me but I have to be a man about it! Jdog, it was me! I have the hots for your wife. I thought about showing her my bank account to get her away from you but then she said she liked her men short and stumpy and that just is not me! It is you though so I guess you win!
She's smarter than that. She already refers to you as chrishomo.
Wait, someone grabbed her ass and she did NOT turn around and slap him only to proceed telling you about it ASAP, but waited a few hours and didn't know who it was?
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PS: Yes, just trying to string you along.