Awesome customer complaint

[neonlights]

Just got this from the lovely ZeeLa:

Today (April 27, 2009) you have deducted $89.89 from my bank account without any prior authorization. Refund this money to me at once, and do not, REPEAT DO NOT CHARGE ANY MONIES TO ME; DO NOT SEND ME ANY OF THOSE WORTHLESS PILLS; I WILL NOT DO BUSINESS WITH ANYONE WHO IS TOO DUMB TO REQUIRE AUTHORIZATION BEFORE AUTOMATICALLY TAKING MONEY FROM ME. I will not pay for your pills and I will not authorize any payments to you.

I'd dickroll her but I think I can do better. Any suggestions?

 

[memaily]

Send her to pics of the ppc.bz party so she can see what the results of idiots like herself are.

 

[alexb]

Ignore it. Have another good laugh in a month. Repeat.

 

[amanda11]

Is this an affiliate product? xD

 

[unfadable858]

she may need a government grant

 

[NickRac]

She needs to chill out - send her some colon cleanse links

 

[neonlights]

Yeah she definitely has some upsell potential

 

[edward_b]

Yeah she definitely has some upsell potential

lol...google money tree, then she can make her monies back in the first hour.

 

[neonlights]

Perfect!

My 2 year-old thinks the plural of 'money' is 'monies'. Cracks me up when adult surfers seriously believe it is too!

 

[NattyD]

Ah, that was a good laugh, much needed!

 

[texic]

What's amusing is that she probably wont ever figure out how to cancel. Bye Bye Monies

 

[prince]

Am I the only one here who think this is NOT funny? I mean seriously man, there's absolutely nothing to be proud about getting comments like that.

 

[neonlights]

Am I the only one here who think this is NOT funny? I mean seriously man, there's absolutely nothing to be proud about getting comments like that.

Never said I was proud. But some people can't really be helped. Might as well laugh at them.

The best one I had was a dude in Europe who kept abusing me for weeks, despite me telling him exactly how to cancel. By the end he was sending me goatse pics and eventually a pic of HIS OWN ASSHOLE!!

 

[Netphase]

Am I the only one here who think this is NOT funny?

Probably.

 

[jdomaha]

I don't know about being proud of it, but it is funny.

But then I'm the kind of guy who can find humor in just about anything.

Not everything, but just about.

 

[droplister]

Perfect!

My 2 year-old thinks the plural of 'money' is 'monies'. Cracks me up when adult surfers seriously believe it is too!

You realize that monies is an acceptable plural of money.

 

[neonlights]

You realize that monies is an acceptable plural of money.

in that context?

 

[prince]

in that context?

monies - definition of monies by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.

 

[neonlights]

monies - definition of monies by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.

Thanks but really who says that?

 

[andyt]

if it were me, I would probably explain to her maybe using an anonymous email that I am just promoting the site and you have to go to X to cancel, but I'm not saying you should do it. I promote(promoted) rebill offers, but I never put a way to contact me on my landing page. I don't think it's too funny cause I've felt the same sort of outrage at getting rebilled sometimes, and searched for a way to contact someone so I can kind of relate.